[Intro] Good morning, citizen! Your current rating is… Four point nine! Congratulations! You’re almost perfect. Almost. [Verse 1] Wake up smiling for the camera, Check my score before I answer. Say good morning, hold the door, Another five stars, give me more. Everybody’s watching, everybody knows, Every little gesture gets another vote. Keep your voice sweet, keep your head down, One wrong word and you’re falling down. [Pre-Chorus] Smile for the system, play your part, Five little stars where there should be a heart. They say perfection comes for free, So why’s it costing everything in me? [Chorus] Five-star human, r-r-rate me, Tell me what you want me to be. Smile so pretty, don’t complain, Every little flaw gets taken away. Five-star human, watch me fall, One bad review and I lose it all. S-s-stars across the screen, How much is my humanity worth to me? [Verse 2] Spilled my coffee on a stranger, Now my perfect life’s in danger. One little accident, one angry face, Suddenly I’m losing my place. Three point eight, the doors won’t open, Two point six, my account is frozen. One point nine, nobody speaks, I’m disappearing in a matter of weeks. [Pre-Chorus] Smile for the system, play your part, Five little stars where there should be a heart. They say perfection comes for free, So why’s it costing everything in me? [Chorus] Five-star human, r-r-rate me, Tell me what you want me to be. Smile so pretty, don’t complain, Every little flaw gets taken away. Five-star human, watch me fall, One bad review and I lose it all. S-s-stars across the screen, How much is my humanity worth to me? [Bridge] Attention, citizen. Your rating has fallen below the acceptable threshold. Public transport access revoked. Housing privileges suspended. Social interaction restricted. Please smile to improve your score. … Why aren’t you smiling? [Final Chorus] Five-star human, r-r-rate me, You don’t get to tell me who to be. Take your stars, take your fame, I’m sick of playing your little game. Five-star human, watch me fall, I’d rather be nobody than fake it all. S-s-stars across the screen, You can’t put a price on what’s left of me. [Outro] Citizen rating… Zero point zero. Human value… Undetermined. … Thank you for your feedback. Have a wonderful day!
