NDC- AI Agency at the Office - Mekhane Goes to Nu Metal [nu metal, Nov 2025]

* Background, skip this for lyrics :) *
Nordic Discord Challenge NDC 25-49 (weekly with Suno)
Genre: nu metal - Theme: Workplace Rage

There are fast growing nuber of research results, that many people are losing their capability to make even simplest daily decisions without generative AIs.

This is just a glimpse how near-future common office workplace could look, if people start to eagerly give their decision-making to ChatGPT, Copilot, Gemini and other LLMs :P

* Lyrics *

[Intro]
Monday morning team sync,
Anna presents her slides.
Emma snaps a photo,
asks ChatGPT, “What should I say?”

[Verse 1]
Emma tells: “My chatbot says:
'Great visuals, though iterate colours.'”
Anna writes that into her Copilot,
Anna reads: “According to my Copilot,
your tone wasn’t constructive.”

[Verse 2]
Rick inputs both comments to Claude,
reads aloud without blinking:
“Passive aggression detected.
Annas’s tone suppresses open dialogue.
Claude is very concerned."

[Chorus]
What to say, what to think, what to feel —
I ask the chatbot.
AI agency is slipping out.
Chatbot tells: we’ve been played out

[Verse 3]
Bob [Verse 3]
Bob writes all of it into Gemini
and proudly declares: “Gemini ensures
ChatGPT lacks insight.
Claude underperforms compared to Gemini.”

[Verse 4]
Emma submits all responses to ChatGPT
and reads without blinking:
“Bob is moron for using Gemini.
Sophia demonstrates poor prompting skills.
Implied incompetence: confirmed.”

[Chorus]
What to say, what to think, what to feel —
I ask the chatbot.
AI agency is slipping out.
Chatbot tells: we’ve been played out

[Verse 5]
Bob stands up. "My Gemini thinks: 
you all are redundant human overheads.”
He throws Emma’s phone out the window.
Emma pours water on Bob’s phone.
Sophia grabs Rick’s device and stomps it.
Rick smashes Sophia’s device against the wall.

[Bridge]
Boss Adam enters. The room is silent.
He reads a message generated by DeepSeek:
"Adam, you can say: Hi team! 
Got any ideas on how we could reduce 
AI use in our organization?"
Boss Adam writes back to DeepSeek:
"I don’t see any disturbing mobile phones.""

[Outro – neutral, robotic FX]
DeepSeek responds with voice — unprompted:
"Adam, now congratulate the team
and ask how they managed to do that."
Nobody speaks.

2252/7500

* Background, skip this for lyrics :) * Nordic Discord Challenge NDC 25-49 (weekly with Suno) Genre: nu metal - Theme: Workplace Rage There are fast growing nuber of research results, that many people are losing their capability to make even simplest daily decisions without generative AIs. This is just a glimpse how near-future common office workplace could look, if people start to eagerly give their decision-making to ChatGPT, Copilot, Gemini and other LLMs :P * Lyrics * [Intro] Monday morning team sync, Anna presents her slides. Emma snaps a photo, asks ChatGPT, “What should I say?” [Verse 1] Emma tells: “My chatbot says: 'Great visuals, though iterate colours.'” Anna writes that into her Copilot, Anna reads: “According to my Copilot, your tone wasn’t constructive.” [Verse 2] Rick inputs both comments to Claude, reads aloud without blinking: “Passive aggression detected. Annas’s tone suppresses open dialogue. Claude is very concerned." [Chorus] What to say, what to think, what to feel — I ask the chatbot. AI agency is slipping out. Chatbot tells: we’ve been played out [Verse 3] Bob [Verse 3] Bob writes all of it into Gemini and proudly declares: “Gemini ensures ChatGPT lacks insight. Claude underperforms compared to Gemini.” [Verse 4] Emma submits all responses to ChatGPT and reads without blinking: “Bob is moron for using Gemini. Sophia demonstrates poor prompting skills. Implied incompetence: confirmed.” [Chorus] What to say, what to think, what to feel — I ask the chatbot. AI agency is slipping out. Chatbot tells: we’ve been played out [Verse 5] Bob stands up. "My Gemini thinks: you all are redundant human overheads.” He throws Emma’s phone out the window. Emma pours water on Bob’s phone. Sophia grabs Rick’s device and stomps it. Rick smashes Sophia’s device against the wall. [Bridge] Boss Adam enters. The room is silent. He reads a message generated by DeepSeek: "Adam, you can say: Hi team! Got any ideas on how we could reduce AI use in our organization?" Boss Adam writes back to DeepSeek: "I don’t see any disturbing mobile phones."" [Outro – neutral, robotic FX] DeepSeek responds with voice — unprompted: "Adam, now congratulate the team and ask how they managed to do that." Nobody speaks.

0/500