[Intro] She says I'm lazy, but you know she calls me Superman Says I’m her “Kryptonite” — I said “Nah, that’s just my sweaty band” Gave her everything... except a job or dental plan, yeah [Verse 1] I wish I cared but I'm leveling up Got Doritos dust and a Monster cup, yeah Try to fix me? Call my mommy She still folds my socks and calms me She don't wanna ask, she afraid to see That I pawned her vape just to buy some weed If you’re still mad, you can Venmo me [Pre-Chorus] She thinks she the one to change me But little does she know, I’m allergic to bathing In order to be saved, I’d have to leave the basement And the love she felt? Misplaced it — I ghosted her on PlayStation Alright, alright, alright [Chorus] She says I'm lazy but you know she calls me Superman Wears my old hoodie like it’s vintage from Japan I gave her everything but a working credit card Yeah, yeah, yeah [Verse 2] Bad news — I’m the pizza guy, just stole the crust I said I’m "rock" but I meant Guitar Hero dust She want attention? Girl, get in the queue I’m ranked top 10 on Reddit for my Mountain Dew review Meet me on the porch, I can bring the snacks, You can bring complaints, I’ll ignore all that Maybe we can nap, or… rage in CoD I could give a what? I’m a gaming god [Pre-Chorus] She thinks she the one to change me But little does she know my vibe is free-range lazy To rescue a man, he’s gotta want the saving And I lost the map to caring — somewhere near my Playstation Alright, alright, alright [Chorus] She says I'm lazy but you know she calls me Superman Still wears my hoodie like I’m part of her life plan I gave her everything but a functional adult heart Yeah, yeah, yeah She says I’m lazy but you know she calls me Superman Says I’m her kryptonite — I’m more like her data plan Used up all her hot spot… to stream Naruto real hard Yeah, yeah, yeah [Outro] Ohhh, I’m your knight in flannel armor But I can't save the day — my phone's still on charger I gave you all my love... and my mom’s Netflix password Yeah, yeah, yeah
