The Bawdy Beaver Bottom Hoe Down

[Verse 1] Gather 'round the crick, y'all, it's a party tonight Disco lights reflectin' off the water, shinin' with all their might Rabbits wearin' bandanas, sippin' moonshine sweet [harmonized rabbits: sipping moonshine!] Deer in daisy dukes and platform shoes, groovin' to the beat Turtles doin' the turtle rock, hippies twirlin' in a spin [harmonized profundo bass turtles: Spinnin' and Twirlin'!] Bunnies bouncin' to the rhythm, raccoons ragin' to the win [Verse 2] The DJ spins a tune, the band starts to play Sasquatches swayin' to the rhythm, on a Saturday night way [sasquatch guttural growling: Getch'ur groove on...] Possums on roller skates, spinning 'round the tree Wildflowers bloomin', a country-western breeze Alligators gettin' down, with their swampy stride [Alligator growling: slipin' slide ya'll] Bobcats boogiein' on the bayou, with their wild, wild ride [Chorus] Cypress trees swaying, hickory dogs harmonizin' high [all animals harmonize: Creepy Creepy!] Bottlenose bream blowin' bubbles, all gettin' down to try Fireflies flickerin', as the country disco shines [Crickets, Frogs, sounds of the night] This bawdy beaver bottom hoedown, gets the whole wild crew in line [heavy bass guitar, barnyard instruments, and 808 drum riff-off] [Verse 3] Crickets chirpin', snare drums crackin' away Alligator stompers joinin' in, to the beat of the bayou way [Alligator growling: stomp stomp ya'll] Opossums swingin' from the chandeliers, high up above Froggy bassists thumpin', gettin' the party cranked up enough Hedgehogs harmonizin', armadillos strummin' their guitars [harmonizing hedgehogs and Armadillos: wailing riffs] Praying mantis spinning tracks, as the wild party stars [verse 4] And the dancin' don't stop, till the dawn's early light Foxes spinning, ferrets funkifying, under the stars so bright [fox and ferrets record scratch riff-off] The crick is buzzin', with the country disco beat At the bawdy beaver bottom, the wildest party's on repeat Wild Turkey whiskey, sippin' slow and sweet Fauns and satyrs swayin', to the rhythm of the leaf Birds in flight, joinin' in, with a chorus so sweet [harmonizing birds chirpings riffin] The whole wild world is dancing, to the bawdy beat [Bridge][crowd stomp and clap] Waterfalls cascadin', the bass line hums along Fishin' poles swattin', the disco party gets strong Gnats dancin' in the light, of the country disco sun At the beaver bottom hoe down, everybody's havin' fun! [crowd shout: Gettin' it Done!] Red squirrels rockin' out, with their bushy tails so bright Armadillo horns honkin', raccoon cymbals crashin' in delight [armadillo horns and cymbals duo riff] [Chorus] Cypress trees swaying, hickory dogs harmonizin' high [dogs barking and howling] Bottlenose bream blowin' bubbles, all gettin' down to try [gettin' down!] Fireflies flickerin', as the country disco shines This bawdy beaver bottom hoedown, gets the whole wild crew in line" [banjo battle with 808 riffing and fadeout with whoooping and hollering]