The path of the righteous party animal is beset on all sides by the inequities of cheap champagne and the tyranny of bad resolutions. Blessed is he who shepherds the weak to the Uber, for he is truly his brother's keeper. And I will strike down upon twenty twenty five with great vengeance and furious bass drops for those who attempt to poison and destroy my vibe. And you will know... my name is Transformance... when I lay my rhythm upon thee!!! when I lay my rhythm upon thee!!! when I lay my rhythm upon thee!!!
