Episode 2: Step-Onii-Chan Is Stuck Again

kawaii deathcore, anime comedy metal, hyperactive J-pop

お兄ちゃん、またですか？
なんでそこに入ったの？
言い訳するその前に
電源だけは切りますね！
(Onii-chan, again?
Why did you get in there?
Before you start making excuses
I’ll at least turn off the power!)

I was folding the laundry
When the wall began to shake
You said, “This is not my fault”
That was your second mistake

The door is locked
The drum is hot
Your leg is stuck
And you won’t stop

You never ask for help
When the problem is small
You wait until the machine
Is trying to kill us all

お兄ちゃん、動かないで！
もっとひどくなるから
ちゃんと助けてあげるけど
次は説明してください！
(Onii-chan, don’t move!
You’ll only make it worse
I’ll make sure to rescue you
But next time, please explain what happened!)

Step-Onii-Chan is stuck again!
The final spin is kicking in!
I unplug it once
You plug it back
And now the house is shaking again!

Step-Onii-Chan is stuck again!
You turned laundry into a rescue mission!
I hear you scream
I roll my eyes
But I still come when you call!

靴下たちが空を飛ぶ
洗剤の海が広がる
「もう少し右！」と言うけれど
右って誰から見た右なの？
(Socks are flying through the air
A sea of detergent spreads across the floor
You keep shouting, “A little more to the right!”
But right from whose perspective?)

毎回こうして困るまで
何も言わずに笑ってる
壁が揺れてからやっと
私の名前を呼ぶんです
(Every time, you laugh it off and say nothing
Until you end up in trouble like this
Only after the walls begin to shake
Do you finally call my name)

I know your panic by the sound
Of something breaking next door
You never call when the door is open
You call when you can’t ignore it anymore

I am not your chosen hero
I just heard you through the wall
But even when I say, “Not again”
I’m already running down the hall

Final!
Spin!
Maximum heat!
Unplug the wall!
Pull him out!
Save the idiot!
Kill the dryer!

Stuck!
Again!

Why?
Again!

You did this to yourself!

文句ばかり言うけれど
聞こえた声を無視できない
いつか返事がなくなるなら
今日も怒って助けたい
(I may complain all the time
But I can’t ignore your voice when I hear it
If one day there might be no answer
Then today I’d rather rescue you while I’m angry)

だから次は早めに呼んで
全部壊れるその前に
それと一つお願いです
もう中には入らないで
(So next time, call me sooner
Before everything gets destroyed
And I have just one request
Please don’t climb inside again)

Step-Onii-Chan is stuck again!
The final spin is kicking in!
I unplug it once
You plug it back
And now the house is shaking again!

Step-Onii-Chan is stuck again!
You turned laundry into a rescue mission!
I hear you scream
I roll my eyes
But I still come when you call!

救出成功！
お兄ちゃん、大丈夫ですか？
……どうして洗濯機も光
(Rescue successful!
Onii-chan, are you all right?
…Why is the washing machine glowing too?)

What the fuck?

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今日は楽しい洗濯日和タオルもシャツもふわふわですだけど奥から声がする「助けて！　ここから出られない！」 (It’s a perfect day for doing laundry The towels and shirts are soft and fluffy But then I hear a voice from the back “Help! I can’t get out of here!”) お兄ちゃん、またですか？なんでそこに入ったの？言い訳するその前に電源だけは切りますね！ (Onii-chan, again? Why did you get in there? Before you start making excuses I’ll at least turn off the power!) I was folding the laundry When the wall began to shake You said, “This is not my fault” That was your second mistake The door is locked The drum is hot Your leg is stuck And you won’t stop You never ask for help When the problem is small You wait until the machine Is trying to kill us all お兄ちゃん、動かないで！もっとひどくなるからちゃんと助けてあげるけど次は説明してください！ (Onii-chan, don’t move! You’ll only make it worse I’ll make sure to rescue you But next time, please explain what happened!) Step-Onii-Chan is stuck again! The final spin is kicking in! I unplug it once You plug it back And now the house is shaking again! Step-Onii-Chan is stuck again! You turned laundry into a rescue mission! I hear you scream I roll my eyes But I still come when you call! 靴下たちが空を飛ぶ洗剤の海が広がる「もう少し右！」と言うけれど右って誰から見た右なの？ (Socks are flying through the air A sea of detergent spreads across the floor You keep shouting, “A little more to the right!” But right from whose perspective?) 毎回こうして困るまで何も言わずに笑ってる壁が揺れてからやっと私の名前を呼ぶんです (Every time, you laugh it off and say nothing Until you end up in trouble like this Only after the walls begin to shake Do you finally call my name) I know your panic by the sound Of something breaking next door You never call when the door is open You call when you can’t ignore it anymore I am not your chosen hero I just heard you through the wall But even when I say, “Not again” I’m already running down the hall Final! Spin! Maximum heat! Unplug the wall! Pull him out! Save the idiot! Kill the dryer! Stuck! Again! Why? Again! You did this to yourself! 文句ばかり言うけれど聞こえた声を無視できないいつか返事がなくなるなら今日も怒って助けたい (I may complain all the time But I can’t ignore your voice when I hear it If one day there might be no answer Then today I’d rather rescue you while I’m angry) だから次は早めに呼んで全部壊れるその前にそれと一つお願いですもう中には入らないで (So next time, call me sooner Before everything gets destroyed And I have just one request Please don’t climb inside again) Step-Onii-Chan is stuck again! The final spin is kicking in! I unplug it once You plug it back And now the house is shaking again! Step-Onii-Chan is stuck again! You turned laundry into a rescue mission! I hear you scream I roll my eyes But I still come when you call! 救出成功！お兄ちゃん、大丈夫ですか？ ……どうして洗濯機も光 (Rescue successful! Onii-chan, are you all right? …Why is the washing machine glowing too?) What the fuck?

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