[Intro] [Verse one] Yes, I love them, I don't care what you think You act like your shit don't stink I love them more than dogs, any other animals and people Everything that comes out of people's mouths is faecal [Verse two] I grew up with them My love for them is something none can stem Fuck people and their opinions I don't care, even if I was outnumbered by trillions [Instrumental] [Bridge] They can shout me down Question my manhood Tell me "as a man, I'm not doing good" I love felines and I know I fucking should [Chorus] I LOVE CATS! People are simply twats Other men call me a gender traitor They can wreck their dicks with a cheese grater [Instrumental] [Verse three] "Castrate yourself!" they all command "No woman will ever love you!" their mantras are bland I still love cats, even as a man I shut these fools up with a whack of a frying pan [Bridge] The world screams and shouts Never am I infected by doubts I'm told I'm a disgrace to masculinity My response is, bitch, come at me! [Chorus] I LOVE CATS! people are still twats Men, women, anyone alike They can all take a fucking hike [Outro] (YES, I LOVE CATS, FIGHT ME, YOU CUNTS!)
