[Verse 1] Missed the last bus Lost my mates Phone on one bar Pub still late Spilled my drink on my own new shoes DJ laughing Plays the bad-taste tunes (cheeky) Bouncer clocks my borrowed ID Says "You again?" like he knows me Card declines on a single round Still I shout "Next one I’m buying!" out loud [Chorus] Leave it out What a state I’m in Stumbling loud with a stupid grin All my luck went down the drain tonight Leave it out Yeah I’ll be all right Leave it out Leave it out My friend If it kicks off I’ll pretend I was never here when it all went wrong Leave it out That’s my victory song (oi!) [Verse 2] Text my ex Three dots Then none Screenshot shame in the morning sun Tried to flirt Tripped over a chair Said "You come here?" as I hit thin air Taxi queue like a football line Someone shouts they’ve lost their mind I join in just to shout at the sky "Best night ever!" and I know it’s a lie [Chorus] Leave it out What a state I’m in Stumbling loud with a stupid grin All my luck went down the drain tonight Leave it out Yeah I’ll be all right Leave it out Leave it out My friend If it kicks off I’ll pretend I was never here when it all went wrong Leave it out That’s my victory song [Bridge] Oi I’m fine I swear I swear Shoelace loose and smoke in my hair One more laugh Then I’ll call it a night (One more laugh, then I’ll call it a night) Count my coins I’m short again Borrowed change from a stranger friend If this is chaos It’s kind of ours Singing off-key under closing hours [Chorus] Leave it out What a state I’m in Stumbling loud with a stupid grin All my luck went down the drain tonight Leave it out Yeah I’ll be all right Leave it out Leave it out My friend If it kicks off I’ll pretend I was never here when it all went wrong Leave it out That’s my victory song (leave it out) Leave it out That’s my victory song
