[Verse 1] Something's wrong in Gas Town tonight Workers dying, not by right Entire crews gone mid-task Who's the killer? Time to ask [Verse 2] Like a game of Clue it went Week-long investigation spent Checking logs, tracing the crime Who killed the workers every time? [Chorus] Murder mystery in Gas Town Who's been taking workers down? Murder mystery, whodunit? The Deacon did it, every minute [Verse 3] Cleaning up "stale" workers, see But they weren't stale, they were busy Deacon patrol got overzealous Killing crews, making us jealous... of the dead [Bridge] From face-ripping to groin-kicking User Safety Index ticking Still not safe, but getting better Debug Gas Town to the letter [Verse 4] Heresies and murder sprees Bugs that bring you to your knees But every fix makes the engine stronger Gas Town runs a little longer [Outro] The Deacon did it Case closed
