.--------------------------------------------------------------------. | PIRATE-RADIO BOOTLEG TRANSMISSION // DO NOT ADJUST YOUR TING | '--------------------------------------------------------------------' "Yo, lock the stairwell, fam." "Why?" "Cah the lift ain't going up or down no more." "Where's it going, then?" "SIDEWAYS, BRUV." *KRRRRRRRSHHHHH* This is GLOOP FM, live from a bando beneath another bando, broadcasting on a frequency your landlord ain't insured for. Local weather: bare drizzle, moderate crud, eighty-seven percent chance of your reflection getting gassed and moving out your mirror without telling you. Local traffic: North Circular's folded into a triangle. Two buses got married in a sinkhole. One Uber driver reached Atlantis, cancelled the trip, still charged surge. Local news: NULLUS THA SLIMEGOD HAS BEEN SEEN IN YOUR ENDS. Man's wearing a bally knitted from power cuts. Man's creps got bubbles filled with trapped poltergeists. Man's shadow got its own trap line. Man's slime got slime. Don't approach him. Don't film him. Don't ask him what set he's claim .------------------------------------------------------------------------. | VOICE: It's your left shoe, fam. | | | | NULLUS: How'd you get my number? | | | | SHOE: Your sock's a chatty patty. | | SHOE: Also, the moon said you still owe it a tenner. | | | | NULLUS: Tell moon suck out. | | | | MOON: I HEARD THAT. listen man i dont fuuking know... listen man i dont fuuking know... damn..... ok.... listen man i dont fuuking know... damn..... ok.... listen man i dont fuuking know... damn..... ok.... listen man i dont fuuking know... damn..... ok.... listen man i dont fuuking know... damn..... ok.... listen man i dont fuuking know... damn..... ok.... listen man i dont fuuking know... damn..... ok.... listen man i dont fuuking know... damn..... ok.... listen man i dont fuuking know... damn..... ok....listen man i dont fuuking know... damn..... ok....listen man i dont fuuking know... damn..... ok....listen man i dont fuuking know... damn..... ok....listen man i dont fuuking know... damn..... ok....listen man i dont fuuking know...
