[Intro - spoken, deep ring-announcer voice, dramatic] Ladies and gentlemen... Bobs of every shape, size, and flavor... ARE YOU READY?! Tonight, only one will walk away with the crown! IIIIIT'S TIME FOR... [crowd chant] Bob! Verses! Bob! Bob! Verses! Bob! [Verse] One's got claws, one's got flame Somebody's about to get framed Grab your snacks, grab your seat Somebody's leavin' in defeat Sparks are flyin', don't ask why Somethin's probably gonna catch on fire tonight [Chorus] BOB VERSES BOB! (Bob verses Bob!) Who's goin' home, who's stayin' on top BOB VERSES BOB! (Bob verses Bob!) One song wins, and it don't stop BOB VERSES BOB! (hey! hey!) Cast your vote, don't hold back now BOB VERSES BOB! (hey! hey!) This is how we do it — right here, right now! [Verse - roll call] Cleaning Bob's scrubbin' the ring down clean Sassy's got somethin' slick to say between Metal Bob's amps are turned up loud Halloween's grinnin' at the whole crowd Vampire's composed, Voodoo's got the charm Military's standin' guard, keepin' calm Sleep Bob's yawnin' but he's here too Baby Bob's watchin' — say hey, be cool [Chorus] BOB VERSES BOB! (Bob verses Bob!) Who's goin' home, who's stayin' on top BOB VERSES BOB! (Bob verses Bob!) One song wins, and it don't stop BOB VERSES BOB! (hey! hey!) Cast your vote, don't hold back now BOB VERSES BOB! (hey! hey!) This is how we do it — right here, right now! [Bridge - crowd call and response, chaotic] Who's got the vote? (WE GOT THE VOTE!) Who runs the show? (WE RUN THE SHOW!) Somethin's on fire! (THAT'S NOT NEW!) Say it once more! (BOB VERSES BOB!) [Chorus] BOB VERSES BOB! (Bob verses Bob!) Who's goin' home, who's stayin' on top BOB VERSES BOB! (Bob verses Bob!) One song wins, and it don't stop BOB VERSES BOB! (hey! hey!) Every single Bob showed up tonight BOB VERSES BOB! (hey! hey!) This is how we do it — right here, right now! [Outro] [chant, fading, small explosion sound effect] Bob! VERSES! Bob! Bob! VERSES! Bob!
