Rex Uranus (Outlaw Acid Country – swagger groove, big drums, spacey steel guitar) Verse 1 They say he was born when a comet split the sky Boot heels hittin’ gold dust, never blinked an eye From the wild wild Western Hemisphere To the planets where the silence hums in your ear Silver spurs and a velvet drawl Galaxies shake when he answers the call Men all whisper when he walks in the room Women light candles under a violet moon Pre-Chorus He don’t chase trouble Trouble chases him Got a six-string slung low And a cosmic grin Chorus He’s Rex Uranus Ridin’ wide and far King of the midnight Under every star A lover of wine, women, and song And baby… yeah… it is that long (steel guitar bends into a sly lick) ⸻ Verse 2 Boots on the bar at the Andromeda Saloon Sippin’ red wine and eyeing the room He don’t brag, he don’t boast But legends travel coast to cosmic coast He once slow-danced on a meteor’s tail Outdrew a droid in a plasma duel at twelve Got a laugh like thunder in a vacuum storm And a reputation… well-earned and warm Pre-Chorus He tips his hat Lets the silence hang Every outlaw heart Starts to clang Chorus He’s Rex Uranus Name carved in flame Women say it softly Men don’t say his name A lover of wine, women, and song And honey… yeah… it is that long ⸻ Bridge (Trippy Word-Salad Breakdown) Neon stallions in a bourbon haze Velvet planets in a slow waltz sway Cassiopeia blushin’ in the night Silver lasso made of satellite light Red lips whisper, “Stay till dawn…” He just smiles and keeps ridin’ on ⸻ Final Chorus (Big Southern Rock Explosion) Rex Uranus Lightning in his hand Half saint, half sinner No one understands From dusty roads to Orion’s throng A lover of wine, women, and song And the stories? Well they just grow strong… ’Cause Rex Uranus… Yeah… It is that long. (Steel guitar screams into space reverb fade-out)


