[INTRO — LISA DISNEY, VINTAGE CARTOON SIREN VOICE] Oooooh… hello there, sailor… Hehehe… come a little closer… don't be shy… I've got a little song for you… and maybe a little drink. [TAVERN CROWD] AYE! AYE! DRINK UP! [LISA — SWEET CARTOON VOICE] That's right, Sailor Jerry… bring your whole crew. The night is young… and I know just what you need. Hehehe! [VERSE 1] I walked in the tavern with a wink and a grin, red lips shining, let the trouble begin. Silk on my shoulders, boots on the floor, one little siren and they're begging for more. Jerry saw me, said, “Well, hello!” I tilted my head like, “Where you wanna go?” I poured him a drink with a sweet little smile, “Stay right here, sailor… stay for a while.” His crew started laughing, the fiddle went fast, nobody noticed the moon rising past. Round after round, they were losing their way, while I sang them a song they couldn't turn away. [PRE-CHORUS — DREAMY SIREN] Come closer… oooooh… come closer… don't you hear the ocean call? Drink slower… dance closer… you don't have to leave at all… ahhhh… [CHORUS] SAILOR JERRY! DRINK IT DOWN! Lisa's got you spinning round! Raise your glass! Lose your head! By the time you wake—THE SHIP IS GONE! Hey! Sailor Jerry! Where's your crew? They were drinking till the sky turned blue! You came for a party, you stayed for the show… now Lisa Disney steals your boat and goes! HAHAHA! [POST-CHORUS] HEY! HEY! Drink it! HEY! HEY! Swing it! HEY! HEY! Round and round! Who's got the captain? LISA! Who's got the ship? LISA! Who took the treasure? LISA! AHOY! [VERSE 2] Jerry's getting tipsy, stumbling left and right, his crew's doing cannonballs in the middle of the night. “Where's the captain?” “I don't know!” I said, “Maybe he's dancing—go on, sailor, go!” I gave 'em one more round, then another one too, “Come on, handsome sailors, I've got drinks for the crew!” They were singing so loud they forgot about the sea, while I slipped out the back like a pirate queen. I grabbed the old map, grabbed the harbor key, whistled to the moon and said, “Come follow me.” The Mermaid was waiting with the sails pulled tight, and nobody noticed till I vanished from sight. [SAILOR CREW — SILLY PANIC] WAIT! WHERE'S THE SHIP?! WHO TOOK THE MAP?! WHO LOCKED THE CAPTAIN IN THE BAR?! [LISA] Oops… hehehehe! [PRE-CHORUS] You heard my voice, you followed the sound, you drank your way right out of town. One little melody, one little smile, and now your ship is mine for a while. [CHORUS] SAILOR JERRY! DRINK IT DOWN! Lisa's got you spinning round! Raise your glass! Lose your head! By the time you wake—THE SHIP IS GONE! Sailor Jerry! Where's your crew? They were drinking till the sky turned blue! You came for a party, you stayed for the show… now Lisa Disney steals your boat and goes! [BRIDGE — DREAMY SIREN] Ooooooh… down beneath the moonlight, where the silver waters glow… you followed my melody, but you never saw me go. Ooooooh… the tide is turning, the stars are burning, your compass doesn't know the way. By the time you hear the bells, I'm already out at sea… [LISA — WHISPER] Too late, sailor… [BEAT DROP] [LISA — PIRATE QUEEN RAP] I got the wheel! I got the map! I got your ship! And that's a fact! Crew on the dock! Jerry's asleep! Lisa Disney's sailing—DEEP! DEEP! DEEP! [DANCE BREAK] HEY! HO! Shake that boat! HEY! HO! Keep it afloat! Left! Right! Swing it around! Lisa Disney's captain now! [SAILOR CREW] CAPTAIN LISA! [LISA] THAT'S RIGHT! CAPTAIN LISA! ALL NIGHT! [VERSE 3] The sun came up and the tavern went quiet, Jerry woke up and started a riot. “Where is my ship? Where is my crew? Where is that girl?” I yelled from the blue, “I'm out on the ocean with your finest ship, got your captain's hat and your treasure chest! Don't worry, Jerry, I'll bring it back… after one more drink!” HAHAHA! The crew looked around but the ship wasn't there, a trail of gold glitter disappeared through the air. A siren's laugh echoed across the sea, “COME CATCH ME!” [FINAL CHORUS] SAILOR JERRY! DRINK IT DOWN! LISA'S GOT THE WHOLE CREW SPINNING ROUND! Raise your glass! Lose your head! By the time you wake—THE SHIP IS GONE! Sailor Jerry! Where's your crew? Lisa played a little trick on you! You came for a party, you stayed for the show… now Lisa Disney steals your boat and goes! [FINAL CHANT] WHO'S THE SIREN? LISA! WHO'S THE PIRATE? LISA! WHO'S GOT THE SHIP? LISA! WHO'S GOT THE MAP? LISA! WHO'S GOT THE TREASURE? LISA! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW? LISA! [OUTRO — SIREN] Oooooh… Sailor Jerry… you should've listened when the pretty girl at the tavern sang to you… Hehehe… the tide is mine… the night is mine… the ship is mine… and the sea belongs to Lisa Disney. AHOY! Now sail away! *BOOOONG!*
