If Soda Pops, Is It Still Soda Pop? 🥤

Boy howdy, When you shake soda pop, It bubbles up and goes pop, Well I tell you what, Is it still soda pop, Did the pop leave when it popped, Questions like these done puzzle me, I done end up scratching my grizzly redneck beard, I done said it’s a mystery, Once it pops is it still soda pop, Or is it just soda, Boy howdy, Sometimes I wonder, Why not keep it simple, For us folk, I said to brother earl, I just want a drink, Yet I somehow have to think, Cause they done tried to pull a trick, With all this darn soda pop, I’m a simple man, I sit in my chair play my banjo, But these I can’t cause I’m to busy thinking about soda pop, If the soda pop is shaken, It bubbles up, It goes pop, Well I tell you what, Is it still soda pop, Or is it just soda cause the pop done left, Ohhhhh lord, Why has the soda company forsaken me, I done don’t got the answers, Ohhhhh boy howdy,