[Verse 1] Corner joint Tiny sign half-burned Grease on the glass Neon buzz in the air Cash-only counter Old guy hummin’ some tune He said “Sit down Kid You’re about to see truth” [Chorus] This is the greatest burger I ever had Drippin’ down my hands Yeah It’s makin’ me laugh (oh yeah) Pickles and onions doing laps on the bun Every single bite like a small Loud sun Greatest burger I ever had I still taste it when my day goes bad Close my eyes I’m right back in that booth Salt on my fingers Learnin’ the truth [Verse 2] Sesame crown All toasted and torn Cheese slid sideways Like it couldn’t conform Tomato too thick Lettuce tryin’ to escape But that first bite hit And the whole world changed shape [Chorus] This is the greatest burger I ever had Drippin’ down my hands Yeah It’s makin’ me laugh (hey!) Pickles and onions doing laps on the bun Every single bite like a small Loud sun Greatest burger I ever had I still taste it when my day goes bad Grease-stained napkins Ketchup on my sleeve One more memory I never wanna leave [Bridge] I’ve chased that flavor Miles and miles Fancier plates Polite little smiles But nothing ever Hits quite that hard As that crooked bun In that dusty yard [Chorus] This is the greatest burger I ever had Drippin’ down my hands Yeah It’s makin’ me laugh (oh!) Pickles and onions doing laps on the bun Every single bite like a small Loud sun Greatest burger I ever had If I find it again I’m callin’ my dad Two greasy thrones in a ripped red seat Thankin’ the universe for something so cheap