[Intro] Goon on the block Goon on the block Ye ye Goon on the block Goon on the block Ye ye [Verse] I am the Magnum Stallion, Caesar with the crown on Like the pizza I'm a pleaser Women call me the rapscallion Cuz When I rap about 'em Thighs get wet like I'm cutting onions Stunned deaf and dumb By the tip of my tongue Such rudeness I use Abusin chickens for fun, I choose evil, Squeeze and release buns Hold it right there I'm coming, I'm done Got kids, mama? Do you want some? Do the right thing I'll put you on the next album [Hook] Goon on the block Goon on the block Ye ye Sit and spin, drop the needle and run Let the base hit your brain dear Like you snorted some fun! Like Rudolph you red-nosed, Like Bambi you're stunned, Stumbled upon dudes Taking shots at your mom! Columbian snow white Got you coming undone! I Dwarf other MCs, When I whip out my gun! Call me prince charming, Bob your head to the beat, Let Doc tickle your crack While Dopey licks on your feet, Cartoon birds whistling Your beauty awakens my beast! Show you a whole new world! Popcorn get buttered for free! Unlike Aladdin part three, This a theatrical release, I make love in IMAX, Dolby Atmos 3d. [Bridge] Cuz I Don't give a fuck You so goofy round me Acting like Donald Duck Just Mickey'd your drink. You ain't turning blue tho So the light is still green on four legs like Pluto Turn you over Disney Give a little toot toot! Smack you on the poop chute! That ass is rated G, I mean its good like Goof Troop! [Hook] Goon on the block Goon on the block Ye ye Goon on the block Goon on the block Ye ye [Verse] Im the shakespeare of rap When I talk about fucking. Hams let me hit the back, Much ado about nothing! Prance like Puck around the stage, See some tits that need sucking! Titus andronicus, I just wanna start cussin! As the blouse comes off And your jeans unbutton. Shall I lie my head upon your lap, Cousin? What is this Game of Thrones all the sudden!? You Got a butt like a pumpkin, But Country matters you bumpkin! Too simple to get the references I been dumping. But simple pleasures are my preference Don't feel out of place, Don't need a college degree, Matriculate on my face. [Hook] Goon on the block Goon on the block Ye ye Goon on the block Goon on the block Ye ye [Verse] If you gotta menstruate Let me demonstrate how I end a date I de-fen-estrate with my whole dinner plate, hot tea and some lemon cakes! Sour face, you just got desserted! Pay your own bill, Credit card please insert it! I'm not sliding to third base, Then stopping before home plate! I swing like I'm Babe Ruth, Strike out or get first place. Footlong like a frankfurt It hurts but I'm frank with you Fast ball to the catcher, betch'll never expect I'll, Twist your legs like a pretzel And deliver it rectal! (Foul balllll!) [Bridge] Girl, you so special! Like the Olympics I mean, If you think you gonna Live in my house rent free! Took the short bus to school, Ate crayons in P.E. Don't test me! I took the A-C-T, Got College for free. You took the G-E-D, Got the H-P-V, tested for H-I-V, After you strip, I pee freely You pee on a strip After you with me Only reason you with me Those Titties got biggie, upsized like at Wendy's Call be big mac, the big spenda Your ass faker than splenda But I like it sweet and low Pull the pink packet apart, main Bitch, You are my Aspartame [Drop] [Outro] Goon on the block Goon on the block Ye ye Goon on the block Goon on the block Ye ye
