The hallway is a canyon and the rug is heavy mud I’m marching past the sofa with a thud, thud, thud I’ve got a paper helmet and a sword made out of pine I’m leading all my plastic men along the battle line Left foot, right foot, keep the line in sight We’ll reach the giant coffee table long before the night My doggy is a dragon sleeping on the rug But I am brave and mighty, I don't fear a single bug (Hup! Two! Three! Four!) I’m the Living Room General, commander of the floor I’ve got a wooden saber and I’m ready to explore With a whistle and a stomp and a chest full of pride There isn't any mountain that I cannot stride The teddy bears are sentries standing guard beside the door We’ve conquered every pillow, now we’re looking for some more My cape is just a blanket but it flutters in the breeze I’m the master of the carpet, I can do just what I please I’m the Living Room General, commander of the floor I’ve got a wooden saber and I’m ready to explore With a whistle and a stomp and a chest full of pride There isn't any mountain that I cannot stride Left, right, left, right... General’s going to bed... Mission accomplished.
