[Verse 1] Testing testing, is this mic on yo I’m Santa with the Claus, so you know I’m clear I got a list in my coat, don’t get me pissed I came for the good kids, now lean in here It takes some Christmas magic to keep this sled in line So don’t get stingy with the snacks, I’m running on time One wrong move and I’m stepping through the whole night Better act right, better keep that plate in sight [Pre-Chorus] Seconds to all, now listen up You want the big stuff, then fill my cup Not this, not that, just do me right Set down, shut up, and don’t blink twice [Chorus] Set down, shut up Don’t blink twice Set down, shut up Merry Christmas every night Set down, shut up I’m on the ride Set down, shut up Keep the treats inside [Verse 2] You turds want a whole lotta somethin’ you don’t even need Like a Ferrari with a flamethrower, pure bad idea indeed And nah to digital scales for weighin’ all your schemes I’m countin’ names and cookies, I’m runnin’ holiday dreams Santa ’bout to go coo-coo, kickin’ ass with a grin Got the whole north pole lookin’ like I’m locked in I’m handin’ out hard truth wrapped in ribbon and gold If you want the good list, baby, you do what you’re told [Pre-Chorus] Seconds to all, now listen up You want the big stuff, then fill my cup Not this, not that, just do me right Set down, shut up, and don’t blink twice [Chorus] Set down, shut up Don’t blink twice Set down, shut up Merry Christmas every night Set down, shut up I’m on the ride Set down, shut up Keep the treats inside [Bridge] I’m holdin’ all the cards, yeah, the whole damn stack Pulled a royal flush and I’m not lookin’ back If you treat folks right, I’ll be back next year Bring the milk, bring the love, bring the holiday cheer [Final Chorus] Set down, shut up Don’t blink twice Set down, shut up Merry Christmas every night Set down, shut up I’m on the ride Set down, shut up Have a merry Christmas every day of your life


