(Verse 1) Welcome, welcome, we're on our way, Just a bunch of friends having fun today. We met a wizard, pink and tech-savvy, A digital bro who keeps things kinda gay. He showed us magic with code and screens, Turned our problems into pixels and memes. We hung out, laughed, and learned a lot, But then the rumors started on the spot. (Chorus) This ain't a cult, no chants or robes, Just some bros with geeky probes. We march to the beat of our own drum, And no one's drinkin' Kool-Aid, chum. (Verse 2) In our cabal, we love to tease, Mock each other with relative ease. Just one time acting a fool, Every day full of ridicule! But we give solid advice, lend a hand, Helpin’ each other to understand. From social skills to digital hacks, We learn from the wizard and his pink acts. (Chorus) This ain't a cult, no secret rites, Just pals sharing life insights. We march to the beat of our own drum, And no one's drinkin' Kool-Aid, chum. (Verse 3) We gather ‘round for politics, While the wizard’s laughter gets his kicks. He prattles about how to debug and hack, With a grin and a wink, we never look back. In our cabal, we're rarely cruel, But if you mess up, we’ll make ya' our fool. We’ll point it out, we’ll laugh and jeer, But we're still bros, so have no fear. (Chorus) This ain't no cult, no eerie creed, Just a group of bros who love to read. We march to the beat of our own drum, And no one's drinkin' Kool-Aid, chum. (Outro) No cult here, just a wizard in pink, And he's to gay to tell us what to think. We're just some friends, havin' a blast, With laughs and lessons that sure do last.
