[Verse] Ladies and gentlemen Welcome to the beaches of the unnamable We have monsters out here But it's alright Because you can be entertained You can have a good time Because we're gonna have a good time tonight But I want you to remember one thing This is not your typical day at the beach [Verse 2] There's a mermaid in the water And her teeth are very sharp Her skin is very scaly But her singing is superb [Chorus] On the beaches of the unnamable Where there's a tentacle in every pool Where something's watching you from behind And there's blood in the tide And it's gonna be a lovely day At the beaches of the unnamable Where there's something not right with the seaweed And there's something alive in the sand And the lifeguard is only a man And it's gonna be a lovely day [Bridge] Do not swim after dark Beware of strange shapes in the waves Do not follow any lights in the water Do not listen to any sounds in the water Do not approach the water Be aware of strange shapes on the shore Do not follow any lights on the shore Do not listen to any sounds on the shore Do not approach the shore [Verse 3] There's a creature on the shoreline And she's wearing human skin But she's got a great smile And she's happy to be your friend [Chorus] On the beaches of the unnamable Where there's a tentacle in every pool Where something's watching you from behind And there's blood in the tide And it's gonna be a lovely day At the beaches of the unnamable Where there's something not right with the seaweed And there's something alive in the sand And the lifeguard is only a man And it's gonna be a lovely day [Outro] As the sun slowly sets over the unnamable shores, Remember the whispers of the waves, And the shadows that dance with the breeze, For the beach holds secrets untold, In the twilight glow, the mysteries unfold. So as you leave these haunting sands behind, Carry with you the echoes of the night, And the enigmatic tales of the tides, Until we meet again on the beaches of the unnamable.
