Bord Rewind

[intro] oh lawd he comin, the bord is here absolute unit, round and sphere the almighty bord, overseer of bright and dark sort the fearsome green mantle, bringer of calamities in battle [verse: fast rap] look at the fat bord, fat bord chirp (chirp) bank account with many zeroes, fat bord chirp (chirp) US dollars, weights as much as his net worth chirp chirp chirp (chirp) chirp ... (chirp) they tried to keep him locked in Ohio he chirp next thing he was on a plane to LA (i think bord is electric) he chirp he's round and chubby like a savoury potato he chirp "oh lawd he coming!" they say though lawd lawd the absolute unit is here ... bord (bord) chirp (chirp) bord is chilling, smooth like silk, chirp chirp bord with a glass of milk [pre-chorus] one two three four, [chorus] bord bord bord bord i saw em chirping i can't bord ya bord bord bord bord i saw em chirping i can't bord ya bord bord bord bord i saw em chirping i can't bord ya [bridge] why the bord so fat man he's so fat (he's so fat) man why that bord so fat chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp ho hoo ho hoo ho hoo ho hoo hoo chirp chirp ho hoo ho hoo ho hoo ho hoo hoo [verse 2: fast rap] bords not playing, bord chirps perfect, keeps coming back like some motherfuckin herpes (chirp) he will not shut up it sounds like a bird chirp noise so loud it makes both your ears hurt (chirp) he no fool he aint begging for supper (he demands it) (chirp) more cursed than touching grass in winter chirp he wasn't born he was formed chirp the closest thing known is a hornet swarm chirp on his perch spitting straight fire bars chirp this thicc boi's got a whole chirp squad chirp chirp chirp chirp you won't hear it comin all you will hear is the chirp chirp [pre-chorus] one two three four [chorus] bord bord bord bord i saw em chirping i can't bord ya bord bord bord bord i saw em chirping i can't bord ya bord bord bord bord i saw em chirping i can't bord ya [Outro - Fade Out Hook] oh my lawd (heavy is the bord) oh my lawd (heavy is the bord) oh my lawd (heavy is the bord) oh my lawd (heavy is the bord) [End]