Run for Your Wife (And Your Life)

(Verse 1) I got two wives, but only one name, Living double lives, oh, it’s a dangerous game. One’s in the north, the other in the south, Keeping ‘em apart is what it’s all about! Morning in chaos, evening in hell, One calls me honey, the other’s all swell. I’m running on schemes, I’m juggling dreams, But if they find out, I’ll be torn at the seams! (Chorus) Run for your wife, and hide your life! I’m stuck in this mess with a heart full of strife. I’m dashing through the streets, playing husband of the year, But if they ever meet, I’m toast, that’s clear! (Verse 2) Taxi driver by trade, deception’s my skill, I juggle alibis like I’m climbing a hill. The neighbors are nosy, the cops are seditious, One false move and this jig will be vicious! She thinks I’m at work, but I’m really with her, Switching my stories, my mind’s in a blur. Keeping a schedule? Forget about that, One slip-up and I’ll need a lawyer’s hat! (Chorus) Run for your wife, and hide your life! Dodging drama, ducking a knife. They both love me dearly, but they’d love me dead, If they knew the secrets bouncing in my head! (Bridge) Every ring of the phone gives me a scare, “Where are you, darling?!” Oh, this isn’t fair! Caught in the middle, I’m sweating profuse, I need an escape, a good excuse! (Guitar Solo) (Verse 3) It all falls apart in a madcap chase, A comedy of errors, I’m red in the face. My best friend’s involved, now it’s spiraling quick, A web of deceit with no exit trick! The truth comes out, it’s a blazing row, Two furious wives shouting, “Explain this now!” I stammer and stutter, I’m a deer in the light, This double life just exploded tonight! (Final Chorus) Run for your wife, and hide your life! It’s all blown up in comedic strife. I played the game, but I lost it all, Now I’m running for cover, avoiding their call. (Outro) So take my advice, don’t live my tale, One wife is enough, or you’re bound to fail. A taxi of chaos, a life full of lies, I’m running for my life as the curtain flies!