Sweaty Bollox (Remastered)

[Verse] Why's it always wet Down there when the sun's out? I need to ventilate My gooch somehow I've tried everything You could think of Except removing 'em [Pre-Chorus] The other day I used a bit of baby powder To help alleviate The problem down there But it just got A bit lumpy and weird [Chorus] I've got sweaty bollocks I've got sweaty bollocks I've got sweaty bollocks I've got sweaty bollocks And it ain't fun [Verse 2] My mates are jealous Of my nice Big pair But I wish they were A little smaller So they wouldn't be Such a big sweat trap [Chorus] I've got sweaty bollocks I've got sweaty bollocks I've got sweaty bollocks I've got sweaty bollocks And it ain't fun [Bridge] I've tried lots of things To help with the situation I've used talcum powder But it ain't worked [Chorus] I've got sweaty bollocks I've got sweaty bollocks I've got sweaty bollocks I've got sweaty bollocks I've got sweaty bollocks I've got sweaty bollocks I've got sweaty bollocks I've got sweaty bollocks And it ain't fun