[Intro] “You did it.” Did what? “That.” Prove it♡ [Beat In] Okay, okay— before you start, I have a few things to say. [Verse 1 - Fast Rap] First of all I never said I wouldn't Second of all I probably could've Third of all you never specifically said when I should've So technically if we're being precise I didn't ignore you I considered your advice Then I made a decision with excellent care And my decision was— Nah♡ Don't look at me like that that's kinda rude I'm being cooperative check my attitude♪ I'm standing right here and I'm listening too Doesn't mean I'm gonna do what you tell me to♡ [Pre-Chorus] Blah blah blah I heard every word Blah blah blah your point has been heard Blah blah blah anything else? No? Perfect♡ [Chorus] Technically♪ Technically♪ I'm not wrong technically♡ Actually♪ Actually♪ You're just being dramatic with me♡ Talk talk talk while I nod politely Smile real sweet then do what I like-y♪ Technically♪ Technically♪ If you gave up— I win, right?♡ [Verse 2 - Faster Rap] Wait wait wait let me get this straight You asked me once then you asked me eight If I didn't do it the first seven times What made you think number eight was the sign? That's optimism I respect that trait But repeating yourself doesn't change my fate You call it lazy I call it restraint You call it trouble I call it quaint♡ And another thing— Why are we focused on me? There are eight billion people you could bother for free Yet here you are giving all this attention Honestly? Cute obsession♡ [Pre-Chorus] Blah blah blah yes, I understand Blah blah blah no, I have no plan Blah blah blah are we finished yet? Great♡ I forgot what you said♡ [Chorus] Technically♪ Technically♪ I'm not wrong technically♡ Actually♪ Actually♪ This sounds like a you problem to me♡ Talk talk talk while I nod politely Say “okay” then ignore it entirely♪ Technically♪ Technically♪ Still not sorry— Obviously♡ [Break] “Can you just admit you were wrong?” Sure♡ [Pause] I could. [Long Pause] ...I won't♡ [Beat Switch - Double Time] Objection! Nope! Rejected! Next! Evidence? Weak! Context? Check! Your claim lacks proper foundation I demand a snack compensation! No confession no concession Thank you for your presentation After careful consideration— Denied♡ [Final Chorus] Technically♪ Technically♪ I'm still right technically♡ Actually♪ Actually♪ I think you owe an apology♡ Talk talk talk but you look kinda tired Giving up? Good choice♪ I'm inspired♡ Technically♪ Technically♪ Conversation over— I win♡ [Outro] “That's not how winning works.” ... Sounds like something a loser would say♡ ... [Beat Drop] [Stop Beat] [Silence] [Native Japanese Native Speaker] [Japanese Voice] [Tokyo Accent] [Spoken Word] 目クソ 鼻クソ じゃん♪
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