Just Peachy.

Killed my hamster - murdered my mom. Kissed my stepsister ; then had intercourse with her at the prom. (“ we were safe, of course Mom.”) I work at Shoney’s ; some jerk says “blow me”! I say , “You don’t even know me!” What a phony baloney . I take your coat . There’s a lump in my throat I wore my best button up ; the one with the sailboat. (I know.) Saw you at the movies ;I said “ excuse me” We walked through the crowd (it was Really Loud!) I said hold my hand so you don’t lose me. “Two, please…” I love Lucy. (Lucy’s fur….) I got a girl. She has curls My dad’s got a red hot rod (you mean “rad”!) We sit in his garage and take it for a whirl We’re wild and reckless. Mighty hectic.. The a.m. fans are suicidal aesthetics. And the songs you sing along are pathetic. I wrecked it. I like songs by mustache wearing French chicks About horse porno flicks And I’ve got all my GG Allen record collection I really dig. I’m really big. In the garden of Eden, Adam was barely breathing When I blew a bullet between his mullet while I went through his wallet and ate Eve’s final fig I cook a lethal speedball at the mini mall with my trusty rig. Roll up in my sleeves is a pack of cigs. Listening to War Pigs. Sorry everyone that I wrote this down For this forlorn chord, it’s bringing you down. And we don’t mean downtown…. No , nononono we , we don’t mean-Downtown. We. Mean . D-O-W-N down , like a permanent frown. Down down (Underground!)