Burrito.

I just want you to know that I accidentally ate your delicious burrito. It was probably the best burrito I've ever had, and that's saying a lot because I am literally a burrito expert. Oh by the way, I accidentally ran your dad over with a car, and blood was everywhere. On the hood, the bumper and the windshield. My car has so much of your dad on it, it might as well be your dad now. Oh God it was horrible, please make the gnawing guilt go away. I literally killed a human being and extinguished mortal life, all because I was dreaming about burritos. Oh God please help me, please for the love of burrito God, help me, I've made a horrible mistake Oh God why, I don't even know who I am anymore