A Harvest Moon Day Never Ends

[Verse 1] I woke up at six, and the rooster’s late, The cows all escaped through the broken gate. My crops are growing in perfect rows, But the weeds are faster—that’s how it goes. [Chorus] Oh, a farmer’s day never ends, From chores to festivals to fixing fences again. The villagers cheer while I break my back, But at least the chicken laid an egg of gold-black. [Verse 2] The rancher sold me a cow named Sue, But forgot to mention she’s got an attitude. The goddess appeared in a shiny mist, And said, “You’ll save the valley if you do this list!” [Bridge] So I’m chopping wood, I’m mining gold, I’m digging for treasures while the weather turns cold. There’s no time to nap, but it’s all worthwhile, When the Harvest Queen finally cracks a smile. [Verse 3] The carpenter’s missing—she’s at the inn, And I’m waiting on that barn to keep my sheep in. The mayor just showed up to judge my pie, But all I had left was a random rye. [Verse 4] I built a fence to keep my cows contained, Now my horse is using it as a jumping game. The festival’s rigged—my tomato’s too small, But the town doctor just laughed and said, “It’s not that bad at all!” [Chorus] Oh, a farmer’s day never ends, When you’re racing the clock and making fifty new friends. The cows need brushing, the fields need plowed, And somehow I’m a hero for the whole dang town. [Verse 5] The librarian’s picky; she ignored my bouquet, I guess flowers can’t compete with books any day. The blacksmith’s smitten with the girl at the inn, While my sheep are out causing trouble again. [Bridge 2] Now I’m planting seeds, then fishing for trout, While the Harvest Sprite tells me I’m all burned out. But the moon is bright, and the crops still shine, I’ll rebuild the valley one day at a time. [Outro] So --- [Outro] So here’s to the chaos of farming dreams, Where nothing’s quite normal, and nothing’s as it seems. From golden eggs to magical trees, Life on the farm is as nutty as can be!