Whale on the Beach

[Verse] Sun’s out blazing the waves are a funk But there’s a stench that could knock out a skunk Kids are screaming, moms plug their noses Picnic dreams replaced by blubber decomposing. [Prechorus] But me I’m grinnin' wide, oh so wide Strip off my denim, I’ll take this ride! [Chorus] Whale, whale, whale on the beach Life's a party, this one's a peach Rot and roll, baby, that’s my speech Whale, whale, whale on the beach [Verse 2] Surfers gaggin', droppin' their boards, Seagulls feastin' on their fuckin' reward, The sand’s got spots you don’t wanna step But we're here dancin' with zero regret [Prechorus] Me and Zeb spinnin', hand in hand Dookie's here slammin' back shots in the sand! [Chorus] Whale, whale, whale on the beach Life's a party, this one's a peach Not disgusting, it's just my niche Whale, whale, whale on the beach [Bridge] Blubber’s oozin’, guts spill on the sand Crowd’s dry-heaving, clutchin’ what they can Flies swarm madly, smell turns them pale Everyone’s runnin’ from the fuckin' whale!!!! [Chorus] Whale, whale, whale on the beach Life's a party, this one's a peach Rot and fuckin' roll, baby, that's my speech Whale, whale, whale on the FUCKIN' beach!