🎵 “Flannel Hearts & Pickle Promises” - Craig and Rhonda’s Wedding Song

[Verse 1 – Craig (Male)] Met you by the bins behind Old Lou’s Diner, You were stealing fries, couldn't look finer. Your whiskers twitched, my tail went slack, I knew right then — I’d never look back. [Verse 2 – Rhonda (Female)] You played dead at my drama, rolled into a ball, But I saw your soft underbelly through it all. You smelled like sardines and courage and dirt, But your heart beat loud under that Pink Floyd shirt. [Chorus – Both (Duet)] So here we stand, under streetlamp vows, With stolen rings and fur that’s proud. Trash behind us, stars above, Nothing cleaner than marsupial love. [Bridge – Craig (Male)] You ran off once — the world pulled hard, But fate stepped in through that old church yard. Maestro’s tail flicked, chips hit the ground, We found our bench, and love sat down. [Bridge – Rhonda (Female)] I watched you guard my alley dreams, Through sirens, storms, and raccoon schemes. You held your ground when I lost mine, You’re my possum truth, my curbside spine. [Chorus – Both (Duet)] So here we stand, under streetlamp vows, With stolen rings and fur that’s proud. Trash behind us, stars above, Nothing cleaner than marsupial love. [Outro – Both (Duet)] Forever ain’t polished — it’s messy and loud, With pickles and kisses and tails unbowed. So let’s raise a paw, and seal it tonight, Two hearts in the alley, under full-moon light.