[Intro, a man speaks “Mike check one, Mike check one two three, what’s that a ghost? Oh shit!]. [Second Intro, an announcer says “Introducing to American and the world , the story of Mumbo Brooks and the damn Ghosts” [Verse] My name be mumbo brooks(brooks) Me done a lot of crimes (steal) Me kill a lot of animals (goats) Me feel no regard to animals (don’t care) One day ghost of animals(real) Came back to attack me (fuck) It was like thirty ghosts(real) Goats, chickens, and cows (moo) Llamas, rabbits, and cheetahs(grrr) It wasn’t the animal though (just the ghost) At first it was scary (yikes) Later it became more akward (lame) [Chorus] Why oh why my dearest, have these dear animals come forth to challenge me? I’d wish to pay them no regard if that was a possibility! They’re more annoying than anything I say! Put them in jail or please make them get away! [verse] The ghosts tried to scare me bad (why) But it wasn’t even bad (that’s funny) They stuck their tongues out (kind of) It was more akward than scary (lame) One of them bit the other (why) An intimidation technique? (Maybe) A ghost goat ate its own crap (poop) A ghost goat drank its own pee (poop) A ghost chicken looked gay (queer) A ghost rabbit looked very gay (homo) [Chorus] Why oh why my dearest, have these dear animals come forth to challenge me? I’d wish to pay them no regard if that was a possibility! They’re more annoying than anything I say! Put them in jail or please make them get away! [verse] Long story short (penis) They tried to put on a play (why?) It wasn’t funny at all (dumb) It wasn’t scary at all (lame) It was about world history (gay) But mostly about taxes (thanks) I called the ghost busters (nuts) The killed the ghost real quick (easy) I had to pay Peter (vankman) It cost fifteen bucks (not bad) I really hated those ghosts (a lot) I’m glad I killed the real (animals). [Chorus] Why oh why my dearest, have these dear animals come forth to challenge me? I’d wish to pay them no regard if that was a possibility! They’re more annoying than anything I say! Put them in jail or please make them get away! [outro] [
