Fly me to the moon, Benchy!

[Verse 1] In a garage with a leaky roof, Elon and Josef, two kooky goofs, Dreamed of the moon, a nutty scheme, A 3d printed Benchy, their supreme team! With printers whirring, the tug boat grew, Boosters attached with superglue, A little balls for a landing skid, To Luna they aimed, Heaven forbid! [Chorus] Oh, the Benchy zooms, a cosmic jest, A tugboat on a loony quest, Glitter trails and retro gleam, The silliest lunar dream! Through the void, it wobbled free, A boat no one thought they’d see, Would it crash or land with flair? A tale beyond compare! [Verse 2] Josef squeezed in, his suit aglow, LEDs flashing like a disco show, Elon yelled, “Don’t spill my latte!” As the Benchy launched in a sparkly spray. [bridge] Up it soared, a wobbly flight, A fiery blur in the starry night, Then—silence fell, the signal died, Is Josef ALIVE or just get fried? [Chorus] Oh, the Benchy zooms, a cosmic jest, A tugboat on a loony quest, Glitter trails and retro gleam, The silliest lunar dream! Through the void, it wobbled free, A boat no one thought they’d see, Contact lost, our hearts sank low, Where’d our Josef go? [Bridge] Suspense gripped Earth, all screens went black, Was Josef gone, no turning back? Elon sobbed, “My Benchy’s toast!” A glittered ghost on a lunar coast. Then a crackle—a signal weak, From the moon, a voice did speak, “Fear not, folks, I’ve hit the dirt, Moonwalking in my sparkly shirt!” [Chorus] Oh, the Benchy zooms, a cosmic jest, A tugboat on a loony quest, Glitter trails and retro gleam, The silliest lunar dream! Josef struts on lunar sand, A boogie no one planned, First in fifty, he’s the king, Disco moves in everything! [Outro] So cheer the tale of the printed boat, A madcap win that history wrote, Contact lost, then found alive, Josef’s moon-dance jive! Elon grinned, “We’re lunatics bold,” A Benchy saga, absurdly told, Proof that quirks and glue can fly, To the moon—and never say die!