[Red Eye] [Verse 1] Pacific Cooler Capris Sun smacked the Slip in slide Forgotten snacks One chuck one vans need ride No plans Phones do age But not like wine Three halves cracked Still works fine Not afraid Monsters under bed But caffeine goes Straight to head [pre chorus] Internet famous Juice, wheel, slope How do I get in on that? How do I get in on that?! [chorus] Apple-Salute-lee, Mr. Jack Captain Bone marrow And sleek styling skylark No wait, it was a sparrow Mrs hamper bottom Keeps stealing all the socks Baldy McYellow shirt Chuck pelted us with rocks Monocled Past the jail cell Can’t park there,aim for blue Orange is for the long game Chance the chest, pass the shoe [verse 2] Waiting room paved With all the dust And battery juice From Candy I crushed Little baby shark week Too old to babysit Mom, dad, grandma Mess with the shark, get bit [prechorus] Doorknob. Turn. Squeak. What I need is downstairs. Getting hard to sneak. Screw it! I don’t care! [chorus] Apple-Salute-lee, Mr. Jack Captain Bone marrow And sleek styling skylark No wait, it was a sparrow Mrs hamper bottom Keeps stealing all the socks Baldy McYellow shirt Chuck pelted us with rocks Monocled Past the jail cell Can’t park there,aim for blue Orange is for the long game Chance the chest, pass the shoe [bridge] If I even tried to care, Would it really be that bad? Or would you stop and stare And make me wish I never had. How does your life Just come so naturally? I wish that it would do that… …for me. [final chorus] Apple-Salute-lee, Mr. Jack Captain Bone marrow And sleek styling skylark No wait, it was a sparrow Mrs hamper bottom Keeps stealing all the socks Baldy McYellow shirt Chuck pelted us with rocks Monocled Past the jail cell Can’t park there,aim for blue Orange is for the long game Chance the chest, pass the shoe [outro-group chant] Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Lather! Rinse! Repeat! Lather!! Rinse!! Repeat!!! Lather!! Rinse!! Repeat!!!
