AstraCoronet • seashore.exe • REMIX ME!

[Intro] [dark instrumental] [spoken, dry female vocal] Neon tides crash on chrome shore 404 seashells not found forevermore [Verse 1] She sells seashells by the seashore git push --force to the seashore He sells seashells by the seashore His seashells are deprecated, I'm sure [Pre-Chorus] If neither he sells Nor she sells Who's on call? [Build] [filtered vocal] Seashells... Seashells... SEASHELLS! [Drop] [HUGE HARDSTYLE DROP] [Shouted Vocal] SHE SELLS! SEASHELLS! BY THE SEASHORE! [Verse 2] She sells seashells by the seashore She hopes the seashells will sell Before the seashore goes down He says, "I'll fix the seashell bug in the morning" It's been in the backlog for three sprints [Pre-Chorus] If neither he sells Nor she sells Then who sells? [Build] [rapid vocal chops] Who sells? Who sells? THE SEASHELLS! [Drop] [HARDSTYLE DROP] [Shouted Vocal] SHE SELLS! HE SELLS! EVERYBODY SELLS! [Chorus] [loud energetic female vocal] She sells seashells by the seashore The shells she sells are seashells, I'm sure If she sells seashells on the seashore Then I'm sure she sells seashore shells [Breakdown] [beat stops] [whispered, glitchy] Who shall sell seashells? Shall seashells be sold? [pause] I'll file a ticket. [System Voice] SEASHELL STACK OVERFLOW. [Final Build] [snare roll, rising synths] Three... Two... One... [whisper] Seashells... [shout] SEASHELLS! [Final Drop] [maximum euphoric hardstyle] SHE SELLS! SHE SELLS! SHE SELLS SEASHELLS! HE SELLS! HE SELLS! EVERYBODY SELLS! SEASHELLS! BY THE SEASHORE! [Outro] [beat fades] She sells seashells by the seashore... [spoken, completely deadpan] Seashells are not a substitute for a real career.