She Didn't Laugh

[intro: instrumental] [Chorus whispering singing] Confidence and humor — that's what they adore, But every time I try it, she’s heading for the door. I joke — they sigh, I laugh — they cry. Girls say they love a funny guy... Well, not — this guy! [Verse 1] I pulled her chair before she sat, Thought she'd chuckle — nope, fell flat. Dropped her salad, lost her grace, Now she’s got that — duck face. [Pre-Chorus] Tried a joke about her job, Used a voice like Spongebob. She stared like I kicked a cat, Okay… maybe don’t joke like that. [Chorus] Confidence and humor — that's what they adore, But every time I try it, she’s heading for the door. I joke — they sigh, I laugh — they cry. Girls say they love a funny guy... Well, not — this guy! [Verse 2] Told the waiter: she was my mom, That one ended with a palm… to my face. She said, “You’re not funny, you’re just weird,” And called her Uber, disappeared. [Pre-Chorus] I did a fake proposal bit, On the first date — yeah, real hit. Everyone clapped, except for her, She just whispered, “You’re immature.” [Bridge] Maybe it’s me, maybe it's fate, Maybe I’m just not first-date-grade. Tried too hard to make her laugh — Turns out I’m more cringe than craft. I’ve got timing… just always wrong, Like playing kazoo in a love song. Guess funny ain’t my superpower — Unless you like awkward every hour. [Final Chorus] Confidence and humor — that's what they adore, But every time I try it, she’s heading for the door. I joke — they sigh, I laugh — they cry. Guess next time I’ll play it cool… Or at least not act a fool. [Outro] So if you’re out there trying to charm, Keep your jokes from causing harm. Humor’s fine, but know the line — Or end up like this sad punchline.