[Verse] I peek out my window The coast ain’t clear They’re camped on my porch For the third straight year Green sashes like armor Their badges gleam They’re selling sweet guilt In a caramel dream [Chorus] Oh the girls in green Won’t leave me be I can’t save turtles Or fund trips to the sea Oh the girls in green They’re after my cash But I’ve got freezer mint cookies From a prehistoric stash [Verse 2] They knock with a smile A knock so sweet But I’m hiding behind This old chenille sheet Their eyes are like daggers Cut through my door Fifteen bucks a box What are they good for [Chorus] Oh the girls in green Won’t leave me be I can’t save turtles Or fund trips to the sea Oh the girls in green They’re after my cash But I’ve got freezer mint cookies From a prehistoric stash
