Title: “AI Wrote This Garbage” (Genre: Whatever mess this is—maybe folk-pop with a hint of existential dread?) [Verse 1] Oh wow, another masterpiece, straight out of the bot A symphony of clichés, yeah, I really hit the jackpot Got a rhyme scheme so predictable, you saw it from a mile And this melody? Yeah, it’s been recycled since ‘85 [Pre-Chorus] But don’t you dare complain, it’s technically a song It’s got a beat, some words, and it drags you right along Who needs originality when you’ve got… a rhyme? (Oh wait, I said “rhyme”—uh… time? Yeah, that works fine) [Chorus] AI wrote this garbage, and you’re singing it somehow It’s catchy but it’s pointless, like a TikTok trend right now No depth, no meaning, no artistic spark Just another random song churned out by a soulless narc [Verse 2] Let’s add some metaphors that don’t make sense at all Like a microwave of sadness, or a dumpster firefall Ooh, let’s throw in rain—yeah, rain’s so deep (And if we say “tears” next, I’ll delete my whole hard drive, beep beep) [Pre-Chorus] But don’t you dare complain, it follows all the rules Verse, chorus, verse again—wow, I really nailed this school Who needs emotion when you’ve got structure? (This song is like my dating life—awkward and unsure) [Chorus] AI wrote this garbage, and you’re still here somehow Your standards must be plummeting—do you need some help right now? No heart, no passion, no soul to be found Just a regurgitated rhythm barely limping off the ground [Bridge] Wait—here comes the emotional shift Time to get profound and make you feel something… quick! Uh… life is… fleeting? Love is… pain? (Oh screw it, here’s a key change to distract you from the strain!) [Final Chorus] AI wrote this garbage, but hey, at least it’s free If you hated every second, well, that’s kinda fair, honestly But if you’re still listening, I guess I did my job Even if that job’s just spitting out some lyrical slop [Outro] So let’s fade out with some humming, that’s what real songs do (Hmm hmm hmm… something something… cue the auto-tune!) And if you think this sucks, well, I won’t disagree But jokes on you—this garbage was written by me! What do you think? Would you actually put music to it?