[Intro: 32-bar Heavy Build-up] (Deep Minimoog Bassline solo start, then 808 Handclaps and Sharp Metallic Synth Stabs enter one by one. Wah-Clavinet rhythm starts scratching.) [Verse 1: Male Lead] Step into the light, feel the pressure on the floor The Minimoog is growling, shaking every door We got the high-voltage, we got the heavy heat The system is exploding in the middle of the street [Verse 2: Male Lead] [Chorus: (Male P-Funk Group)] (Yeah! Funky Pie! Get it!) Unstoppable motion, yeah we’re doing the trick The rhythm is so heavy and the bass is so thick We’re gonna burn the neon, burn it up tonight Everything is groovy, everything is tight [Verse 3: Male Lead] [Chorus: (Deep Growling Voices)] (Ugh! Funky Pie! Let's go!) It’s that magnetic theory, feel the rumble deep A groove so damn funky, it’ll wake you from your sleep (Ad-lib: Move your body!) [Bridge 1: Instrumental - David Frank Style Synth Attack] (Aggressive DX7 synth stabs, pitch-bend solos, high-energy metallic textures) [Verse 4: Female Lead] [Chorus: (Sweet Airy Female Group)] (Funky Pie... so fresh, so light) Floating like a dream through the electric haze Caught up in the rhythm of the neon rays Feel the breeze blowing, oh it feels so right Shining like a diamond in the middle of the night [Verse 5: Female Lead] [Chorus: (Breezy Female Harmonies)] (Funky Pie! So right!) Sweet melodies rising, dancing in the air The heavy and the light, such a perfect pair I can feel the magic, I can feel the flow Tell me baby, are you ready to go? [Verse 6: Female Lead] [Chorus: (Soft Female Echoes)] (Higher! Funky Pie! Higher!) Riding on the wave of the electronic sound Lifting all the people right off the ground No gravity here, just the beat and the soul Let the Funky Pie take total control [Bridge 2: Old School Rap Section - Drum, Bass & Clavinet only] (Music strips down to the heavy pulse) Check the mic, one-two, check the flow, three-four 1982, coming back for more! The bass is the master, the clap is the king Listen to the way this Clavinet can swing! (Clap! Clap! Clap your hands!) [Chorus: (Group Chant)] (Funky Pie! Funky Pie! Funky Pie! Funky Pie!) [Verse 7: Call and Response - Power Section] Male Lead: Can you feel it? [Chorus: (Female Group)] (Funky Pie!) Male Lead: Is it heavy? [Chorus: (Female Group)] (Funky Pie!) Male Lead: Do you want it? [Chorus: (Female Group)] (Funky Pie!) Male Lead: Then come and get it! [Verse 8: Call and Response - The Interplay] Male Lead: Give it to me! [Chorus: (Mixed Group)] (Funky Pie!) Male Lead: It’s electric! [Chorus: (Mixed Group)] (Funky Pie!) Male Lead: All around the world! [Chorus: (Mixed Group)] (Funky Pie!) Male Lead: For every boy and girl! [Verse 9: Call and Response - P-Funk Style] [Chorus: (P-Funk Group)] (Yeah! Funky Pie! Get down!) Male Lead: Taste the rhythm! [Chorus: (Female Group)] (Ooh, Funky Pie) Male Lead: Smell the synth! [Chorus: (Female Group)] (In the groove) Male Lead: Touch the bass! [Chorus: (Female Group)] (So smooth) [Bridge 3: Instrumental - The Stevie Shred] (Extended Wah-Clavinet solo. Dirty, percussive, syncopated 16th notes. Minimoog bass gets more aggressive.) [Verse 10: Mixed Vocal Harmony] [Chorus: (Male & Female Harmony)] (Rising up! Funky Pie! Never down!) Harmonies clashing in the best of ways Brighter than the sun’s electric rays The funk is the law, we’re following the beat Dancin’ through the fire, dancin’ through the heat [Verse 11: Mixed Vocal Harmony] [Chorus: (All Voices)] (Funk is the law! Funky Pie! Funk is the truth!) Breaking every silence, finding our youth In every single stomp and every single clap The whole wide world is caught inside the trap [Verse 12: High-Energy Climax] [Chorus: (High-pitched Female Group)] (Shine! Shine! Funky Pie!) Shining like a diamond, sharp and crystal clear Wiping away every single fear The system is humming, the power is on We’re gonna keep it going till the early dawn [Bridge 4: Breakdown - The Heavy Stripped Mix] (No melody. Only Minimoog Bass, 808 Kicks, and Heavy Handclaps) [Chant: (All)] (Don't stop the funk! Funky Pie! Keep it stinky! Don't stop! Funky Pie!) [Verse 13: Grand Finale - Full Orchestration] The strings are screaming, the Moog’s in a roar The metallic stabs are hitting like a war [Chorus: (Explosive Mixed Harmony)] (Funky Pie! Heavier than heavy! Funky! Funky!) The deep growl meets the mountain breeze Bringing the whole world down to its knees! [Verse 14: Final Climax - Maximum Energy] It’s the one and only, the legendary Funky Pie! [Chorus: (All)] (Yeah! Get it! So fresh! Funky Pie!) We’re funking for the truth until the day we die! (Ad-lib: Keep it heavy! Keep it real!) [Outro: Extended 12-inch Groove - Fade Out] (Bass loop continues. Handclaps on the 2 and 4.) [Chorus: (Mixed Echoes)] (Funky Pie... Funky Pie... Funky Pie...) (Ad-libs: "Give me some of that... One Way style... David Frank in the mix... Stevie, play that thing... Stay in the pocket...") (Final metallic synth sweep)
