[Verse 1] my life sucks with girls no luck it's time to do better time to be the player when i see all those pics of those guys with their chicks i really get jealous so please don't be heartless [Chorus] i photoshop my life some say i've made a lie but please, my nuts are dry i photoshop my life don't even have to try to picture my perfect life [Verse 2] now you are my angel oh angel, i did save her your thanks better save for later 'cuz first i'd need to date her with 'date' i mean the sex thing i promise i will please you oh babe, i will make you sing you will see real soon [Chorus] i photoshop my life some say i've made a lie but please, my nuts are dry i photoshop my life don't even have to try to picture my perfect lie [Bridge] i will never betray my love for you 'cause you’re fucking hot as hell i will always stay true to you until i find someone else someone hotter than you, oh thanks to my photoshop skills in hope someday she'd pay for my bills then my friends would be jealous crying on the floor, and be a mess but there's one certain problem this problem keeps repeating it's that there'll never be a meeting i have to save this for when i'm dreaming [Chorus] i photoshop my life some say i've made a lie but please, my nuts are dry i photoshop my life don't even have to try to picture my perfect life
