### **Intro (guitar squeal + drums)** Alright! Yeah yeah! Slide a little closer baby… Captain’s ready to sail tonight! --- ### **Verse 1** Red lipstick, leather boots Walks in like she owns the room Got a wicked little smile Like trouble coming soon Whispers “boy don’t rush the tide” Pulls me deeper with that grin Says “there’s a secret spot tonight If you wanna dive right in” --- ### **Pre-Chorus** Ain’t about power, ain’t about speed You gotta learn the rhythm if you wanna succeed --- ### **Chorus** Row row row that boat Nice and slow don’t choke Find that rhythm in the dark Till the whole damn ocean floats Whoa-oh-oh here we go Don’t you rock it like a goat Take it easy, take it slow Find the man in the boat! --- ### **Verse 2** Some guys crash like tidal waves Splash around then brag and boast But the legends of the midnight sea Know the trick the very most She said “easy sailor, steady hands Let the current take control” When the lightning hits the water You’ll feel it in your soul --- ### **Pre-Chorus** Ain’t about muscle, ain’t about show You gotta ride the tide if you wanna glow --- ### **Chorus** Row row row that boat Nice and slow don’t choke Find that rhythm in the dark Till the whole damn ocean floats Whoa-oh-oh here we go Don’t you rock it like a goat Take it easy, take it slow Find the man in the boat! --- ### **Guitar Solo Section** (Whammy bar dive + shredding) Captain’s log says: Slow hands win the treasure! --- ### **Bridge** When the moonlight hits the water And the waves begin to rise She’s screaming like a siren With that fire in her eyes Don’t stop now, don’t lose control Ride the tide until it explodes! --- ### **Final Chorus (Gang Vocals)** Row row row that boat Nice and slow don’t choke Find that rhythm in the dark Till the whole damn ocean floats Whoa-oh-oh here we go Hear the midnight sailors gloat Every rocker oughta know… How to find the man in the boat! --- ### **Outro** Yeah! Captain says the voyage was a success! See you on the next cruise, sailor!
