
[Verse 1] Got the group chat blowing up again .bee-beep (wait—what’s going on?) 「重大事件発生中」 十時半までに十件の不在着信 彼女がドラマをばら撒いてる みんなからメッセージが .bee-beep (no way… again?) 「見た?彼女のやったこと」 Another crisis has begun This record’s stuck on repeat, kid [Pre-chorus] She’s calling code red on Instagram .bee-beep Posting cryptic tweets all night Everyone’s supposed to give a gram . Of sympathy for her plight [Chorus] System override with you Floating data, clean and new (so clean, so new) Beep-beep, system override Beep-beep, system override [Verse 2] 先週はヤツのゴシップ 「何回も彼女見てた」 (また始まった…) 壮大な計画を始動 暴露する—酷いやり方 真実が判明、it was a gif He double-tapped by mistake Now friendships hanging off a cliff While her posts are clearly fake [Bridge] Nya nya, scrolling through my feed (*^ω^*) (tap tap) (*^ω^*) Kawaii stickers everywhere~! Pixel hearts and kitty treats And rainbow filters in my hair! Chibi emotes fill the screen (◕‿◕✿) While real bonds bloom and grow She learns that kindness can’t be beat And friendship makes hearts glow! [Chorus] False alarm, she did it again (false alarm, beep-beep) Making sirens wail, hitting panic then (somebody stop her—beep!) System override with you Floating data, clean and new (with you… with you…) Beep-beep, system override Beep-beep, system override [[sound: soft flash rewind]]

