[Hard Argentine House, 130 BPM, Driving Bass, Bilingual Spanish-English, Comedy Energy, Festival Banger] [Intro - Hard Bass Drop] Al horno! Con papas! We're cooked! Let's go! [Verse 1 - Woman's Perspective, Fast Delivery] Her Story Woke up late, perdí el colectivo (missed the bus) Boss called twice, estoy en problemas, vivo (I'm in trouble, I swear) Coffee spilled on my white shirt, qué día Phone died, keys missing, madre mía Forgot my best friend's birthday yesterday She's not answering texts, oh no way Double booked two dates for Friday night Both texted "see you at 8," I'm like... ¡ay! Rent was due three days ago Bank account says "insufficient," oh no Told my mom I'd visit last weekend Forgot again, she's mad, no way to defend [Pre-Chorus - Building Panic] Everything's falling apart Don't know where to start Life is a disaster, stark I'm cooked! [Chorus - Hard House Drop] ESTOY AL HORNO CON PAPAS! (I'm in the oven with potatoes!) Everything's burning, no hay salida! (there's no way out!) AL HORNO CON PAPAS! My life's a mess, qué movida! (what a situation!) Can't fix it, can't escape it AL HORNO, baby, gotta face it CON PAPAS, fully cooked now I'm done, I'm toast, take a bow! [Verse 2 - Man's Perspective, Panicked] His Story Told my girlfriend I was working late Really went to watch the fútbol with my mate She just posted "at that restaurant, table for one" The same restaurant, mismo lugar, I'm done Said I knew how to fix the car myself Now it's worse, smoking, need professional help Promised my roommate I'd pay him back Three months ago, he's counting, that's a fact Bought Bitcoin when my friend said "trust me bro" Now it crashed, my savings gone, oh no Told my mom I'm eating healthy every day She just saw my Instagram: pizza, yesterday Booked tickets to Bariloche for the crew But I got the wrong dates, nobody knew Now everyone's mad, group chat is brutal Estoy al horno, feeling futile [Pre-Chorus] Everything's a disaster Life is moving faster I'm cooked, I'm done There's no way to run! [Chorus - Maximum Energy] ESTOY AL HORNO CON PAPAS! Everything's burning, no hay salida! AL HORNO CON PAPAS! My life's a mess, qué movida! Can't fix it, can't escape it AL HORNO, baby, gotta face it CON PAPAS, fully cooked now I'm done, I'm toast, take a bow! [Bridge - Both Voices, Breakdown] [Woman]: "I'm so screwed" [Man]: "Estoy tan jodido" (I'm so screwed) [Woman]: "Everything's wrong" [Man]: "Todo está mal" [Together]: "We're in the oven" [Together]: "AL HORNO CON PAPAS!" [Spoken over minimal beat] [Woman]: "My life is literally falling apart" [Man]: "Same, hermana, same" [Woman]: "What do we do?" [Man]: "Dance about it?" [Together]: "DALE!" (Let's go!) [Build Up - Massive] The oven's heating up! (Más caliente!) The potatoes are burning! (Se queman!) We're totally cooked! (Estamos listos!) But we're dancing anyway! (Bailamos igual!) PORQUE ESTAMOS... [Final Chorus - Peak Chaos] AL HORNO CON PAPAS! Everything's burning, no hay salida! AL HORNO CON PAPAS! My life's a mess, qué movida! Can't fix it, can't escape it AL HORNO, baby, gotta face it CON PAPAS, fully cooked now But we dance, we dance, take a bow! [Extended Outro - Hard House] AL HORNO! (In the oven!) CON PAPAS! (With potatoes!) AL HORNO! (We're cooked!) CON PAPAS! (Totally done!) Life's a disaster (desastre!) But we dance faster (más rápido!) In the oven together (juntos!) AL HORNO CON PAPAS FOREVER! [Final Drop - Absolute Chaos] PAPAS! PAPAS! PAPAS! PAPAS! HORNO! HORNO! HORNO! HORNO! We're cooked! We're toast! But this is the life we love the most! ARGENTINA! [Fade with laughter and chaos]
