The Blob Ate My Hometown

It’s comin’ up the drainpipe It’s drippin’ through the cracks It’s jigglin’ on the telly Nickin’ all me snacks Left me chips on the table Turned me back a sec Now there’s jam on the ceiling Purple on me neck Nan’s glued to the sofa Dog’s stuck to the cat Everything’s wibblin’ Wobblin’ What you call that? It’s the Blob Blob Blob Blob Slime on me shoes In me gob Gob Gob Creepin’ up the high street Slurpin’ every shop Run Ya muppet ‘fore your brain goes pop Blob Blob Blob Blob Dumber than a scarecrow Hungry as a mob Scream “help!” but it just says “yob Yob Yob” We’re all gettin’ eaten by the Blob Blob Blob Postman’s half-digested Still sortin’ out the mail Copper’s doin’ paperwork Inside a jelly jail Priest is screamin’ verses Sinkin’ with the choir Cinema’s two-for-one On terror and quagmire Mum says “wipe your shoes” I say “bit late” There’s a lung on the doorknob Heart on the plate Newsboy yellin’ “End of the road!” Blob just burps And swallows the road It’s the Blob Blob Blob Blob Slime on me shoes In me gob Gob Gob Creepin’ up the high street Slurpin’ every shop Run Ya muppet ‘fore your brain goes pop Blob Blob Blob Blob Thicker than me uncle Meaner than me job Laugh while you’re legless Rollin’ through the smog We’re all gettin’ dinnered by the Blob Blob Blob Poke it with a broom It grows Set it all on fire It glows Shot it with a cannon It posed Now it’s on the telly “Welcome to the show” It’s the Blob Blob Blob Blob Slime on me shoes In me gob Gob Gob Creepin’ up the high street Slurpin’ every shop Clappin’ while your little town goes flop Blob Blob Blob Blob Sing it like an anthem Praise your gooey god Laugh You wally While you slow-mo sob We’re all sayin’ “cheese” for the Blob Blob Blob Blob Blob Blob Blob Blob Blob “Last orders Lads” Blob drank the pub