Wait we have brains!?

[Intro — Engine Rumble / Eerie Cowbell] *(engine revving)* Mmmmmrrrrr—VRRROOOM! Wait... What was I gonna say? *(bass cuts completely)* ... OH YEAH! WE HAVE BRAINS!? *(TIRE SCREECH — BASS DROP)* [Verse 1] There's a squishy little thinker Riding underneath my hair, Doing calculations While I barely know it's there! Thinking left! Thinking right! Thinking all throughout the night! Remember this! Remember that! Where'd I put my—? ... Wait. What was that? *(cowbell: ding...ding...ding)* My brain just packed its bags And vanished outta sight! [Pre-Chorus] Think-think-think-think— Processing away! Think-think-think-think— Hundred thoughts a day! Then somebody asks me What I wanted them to know— *(music FREEZES)* Uhhhhhhhhhhhh... I DON'T KNOW! [Chorus] WAIT—WE HAVE BRAINS!? Brains inside our heads!? Working every second While we're lying in our beds! WAIT—WE HAVE BRAINS!? Thinking night and day! Until the thought we're thinking Gets up and RUNS AWAY! *(yelping laugh)* I HAD IT! I LOST IT! WHERE DID IT GO!? Brain says— *(bass completely disappears)* ... NO. *(HEAVY PHONK DROP)* [Verse 2] Brain is doing overtime, Sorting every sound, Eyes are seeing everything, Feet are finding ground! Names and faces, songs and places, Things we gotta do— Then I walk into a room... ... Why'd I come in here? WHO KNOWS!? *(cartoon alarm)* WEE-OOO! WEE-OOO! THOUGHT MISSING! SEARCH THE BRAIN! *(rapid tire squeals)* Nope! Nothing! EMPTY AGAIN! [Drift Gag] *(engine accelerates)* There goes a thought! CATCH IT! *(TIRE SCREEEECH)* LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! IT'S DRIFTING THROUGH MY MIND! I almost got it— I almost got it— I ALMOST— *(CRASH)* ... What were we chasing? *(tiny cowbell ding)* [Heavy Groove] Brain goes click! Brain goes clack! Bring that little thought right back! Think it forward! Think it back! WHO JUST PAINTED MY MIND BLACK!? *(growl)* Grrrrrr— REBOOT! RELOAD! SHAKE MY HEAD! Maybe all my thoughts Are hiding underneath the bed! Check the couch! Check my shoe! Check behind my ear! How'd a thought inside my brain Just DISAPPEAR!? [Chorus] WAIT—WE HAVE BRAINS!? Brains inside our heads!? Making dreams and memories And weird ideas instead! WAIT—WE HAVE BRAINS!? Working constantly! Until they hit the giant button marked— **NO THOUGHTS FOR ME!** *(bass freeze)* ... Brain.exe has stopped responding. *(cartoon error alarm)* AAAAAAAAH! [Street Chase] *(engines roaring / rapid hats)* THERE IT IS! MY THOUGHT CAME BACK! CHASE IT DOWN THE MEMORY TRACK! Past the numbers! Past the names! Past a million pointless things! Why can I remember Something stupid from ten years ago— BUT NOT THE THING I THOUGHT OF TEN. SECONDS. AGO!? *(massive impact)* [False Crash] *(tires squeal)* AAAAAAAHHHHH! *(CRASH)* ... *(silence)* Did... Did we break the brain? *(tiny nervous purr)* Prrrrrr... Nah. *(engine starts again)* VROOM! [Final Chorus — Roaring Finale] WAIT—WE HAVE BRAINS!? YEAH, APPARENTLY! Little wrinkly thinking blobs Running everything we see! WAIT—WE HAVE BRAINS!? USE 'EM WHILE YOU CAN! Because halfway through a brilliant thought They might forget the PLAN! THINK! FORGET! REMEMBER! FORGET! THINK! FORGET! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!? I KNOW I HAD AN ENDING— IT WAS REALLY, REALLY GOOD— I JUST— I— UHHHHHHHH... *(all instruments stop)* ... Wait. What song is this? *(googly-eyed cartoon blink)* ... OH! **“WAIT WE HAVE BRAINS!?”** *(Lenthrea bursts into chaotic laughter)* HAHAHAHAHAHA! *(engine roar — tire squeal — gigantic cowbell hit — final bass crash)* **BONK!**