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Fifth Dimensional Feral Freaks⭐

[Intro – Spoken growl through static fuzz] You see shadows. You draw red circles. You scream “Bigfoot!” But you don’t even know what the fuck you’re lookin’ at. We ain't in your world. We just visit... when it's funny. [Verse 1 – Guttural rapid delivery over glitch-drum storm] Crack your lens, I bend your plane, Peek-a-boo, I break your brain. Slippin' in from the fifth zone’s core, Krackle at the gate—through your closet floor! Snapbacks can’t perceive this beast, I phase through prayers like a parasite priest. Mothman screamin’ “Y’all ain't real!” While Wendigo’s chewin’ on a Tesla wheel. Your science? Trash. Your math? A joke. Your ghost-hunt gear? Just mirrors and smoke. I don't hide in woods, I swim in time, My howl makes the calendar snap its spine. [Chorus – Screamed with layered demonic harmonics] FIFTH DIMENSIONAL FERAL FREAKS! (YOU. CAN’T. TOUCH. US!) Rip the seams where your logic leaks— (WE. WATCH. AND. CUSS!) Cryptid cult in the static glow, We shift in slow—YOU NEVER KNOW. FIFTH DIMENSIONAL FERAL FREAKS! Bite your laws and piss on peaks! [Verse 2 – Deranged verse with pitch-bent modulation] I seen Slender bake a pie for fun, I arm wrestled Nessie ‘til my wrists went numb. You think we blurry ‘cause we run too quick? Nah, your world pixelates when we flick that switch. I’m the echo in your intercom glitch, That swamp gas ain't—IT’S ME, YOU BITCH! Yeti took your car and dipped, Now he’s bumpin’ trap in a spaceship whip. Reptoids waltzin’ in triple moons, With Flatwoods doin’ Looney Tunes. You chase “proof”? You’re playin' pretend. We EXIST BEYOND YOUR GODDAMN END. [Bridge – Low whisper with wind and static surge] Booger sugar on my frostbit jaw, Chomp through planes you never saw. I spit in time’s face, snort gravity’s lines, Break into realms with nursery rhymes. [Final Chorus – Blistering speed, layered with growled laughter] FIFTH DIMENSIONAL FERAL FREAKS! WE DON’T OBEY YOUR BLOODSOAKED SPEECH! Break your clocks, your rules, your spine— WE’VE BEEN HERE SINCE BEFORE YOUR TIME. FIFTH DIMENSIONAL FERAL FREAKS! YOUR FEARS ARE JUST OUR COSMIC LEAKS. We mock your logic, mock your laws— YOU’RE DANCIN’ ON OUR CRYPTID CLAWS! [Outro – Fading static with Krackle yelling] You ever wonder why you feel watched in your sleep? That’s us. We just think you're funny. ...fuckface dork.