"Stripes, I fuckin' found ya surrounded by skeleton assholes..." "I fuckin' smashed 'em all to shit..." [Verse 1] You ran away 'cause you think you're boring, I found you here cryin' 'cause you think you're weak, And, no, you ain't a true scuzzpunk horsey, But it don't gotta be that fuckin' deep! [Chorus 1] Goddammit, Zeb, look at you! You're interesting as all hell! Fuckin' zebra, just look at you! See there's more to life than just the fuckin' smells! [Verse 2] I heard about all the shit you've been doin', You're a rat-crankin' revolutionary! Got some thinkin' yer a river horse demon Freakin' out the fuckin' drunken normies! [Verse 3] Fucked them farm girls and maybe? Half a petting zoo! Went on a crime 'n fuck-spree with a crazy looney, You choked down five pounds of your own beef spew, And helped my momma's rebuild their fuckin' abbey! [Chorus 2] Holy shit, Stripes, look at you! You're magnificent as fuck! Dumbass zebra, just look at you! Can't you see you're the yum to my goddamn yuck? [Bridge] But Zebedee... Oh, Zeb... Who gives a shit about skeletal legions? You fuckin' beat worse As a nameless dancin' baby horse, Got your head held high, still fuckin' dreamin'! [Chorus 3] Get up, Rawhide, look at you! You're honey-sweet as piss! You perfect zebra, just look at you! Don't you see how much I fuckin' missed.. YOU! Fuckin' look at you! [Outro] "And who says you ain't a scuzzpunk anyway? You fucked a rabid she-hyena in a goddamn graveyard! And I reckon you're gonna do it again!"
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