[Verse 1] You came in loud With a storm in your tone Breaking the morning Like it’s your throne I butter my silence With practiced grace Steam from my coffee Softens your face ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] You want a reaction You won’t get that today ⸻ [Chorus] I refuse to argue before pastry Before coffee Before cream If you need a battlefield Find someone less serene It’s impolite to speak while I’m eating Golden, flaky, dignified If you can’t control your volume At least control your pride Stay quiet While I take a bite ⸻ [Verse 2] You say I’m distant Cold and absurd I say you’re early And under-caffeinated, sir You call it avoidance I call it control I protect my mornings Like they’re solid gold ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] You want the drama I want a croissant ⸻ [Chorus] I refuse to argue before pastry Before coffee Before noon If it’s truly urgent Send it in a balloon It’s impolite to shout while I’m chewing Butter melts — so does rage If you’re looking for a villain Try another stage Stay quiet I’m not finished yet ⸻ [Bridge – whisper / playful] I refuse to argue before dessert Before dinner Before wine Actually… Let’s just not argue At all ⸻ [Final Chorus – slightly bigger, playful strings] I refuse to argue before pastry Soft rebellion in silk If you can’t behave politely We can reschedule the guilt Stay quiet While I eat this croissant
