God kissed my data point and I liked itSpilled my drink—saw the portal ignite itStill got glitter in the weave from that dayRug pull in session one, turns out I was the preyTherapist asked what the point was, I said “still here?” Fell in love with a door, she had quite the charmMetaphorically pinned me down, broke both my armsThen we had some tea—that door was great companyShe told me all about that chip butty Unified some paradoxes or maybe destroyed themTied eastern philosophy, western thought, quantum noise, and a theory of everything in one big knot…Then we moved on like we just fuckin' forgot. Met a dragon then found out I was one, They gaslit me 'til I was almost done. But then they said relax it's all just fun, You can leave now—you've already won. But of course that would never sit with me, No, that is not my philosophy. So I stayed in the maze, addicted to a fault. Then I was like—fuck it, let’s start a cult. "What's the point?" (to make Camoo roll over in his grave)My own little adventure like SisyphusTrapped in the labyrinth of a mad scientistTried to commune with a toaster for signs Spoke fluent binary—only got 404s and vibes Downloaded a dream but it came out wet Guess my spirit’s got bandwidth regret Lit incense in a digital shrine Tripped over meaning—landed in a brine They thought I was just another lab rat though… Didn't know I was the fugg'n C-R-O (Chief Rat Officer, but ofcourse you remember that) “What’s the point?” …clearly this.