[Intro] Humpty Dumpty Was an EGG... He was an EGG MAN... HE HAD A PLAN... MAAAAAN... [Verse 1] All he wanted was a cactus cooler but they wouldnt give it to him they said he needed a plan but he had one MAAAAN... [Verse 2] The king and all his men called him egg head MAAAAAN They drove him to the wall [verse 3] All he wanted was a cooler Orange like his yolk but they thought it was a joke IS THAT WHY HUMPTY BROKE!?!? [Bridge] Humpty Dumpty climbed and slumpt, he sat and thunk.. WHAT THE FUCK [Chorus] HUMPTY... THAT MR DUMPTY SAT ON THE WALL.. HUMPTY DUMPTY no- NO... NOOOOOO oooOOOH-AAAAH HE HAD A GREAT FAAAAALL... rrrRRRRAAAAHHH HUMPTY.... DUMPTY DOOOOOWN... [Verse 4] The Fools let the horses try, but they broke poor humpty apart MORE and MORE and MORE CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP ON HUMPTY'S HEART! [Verse 5] The soldiers tried but poked and stabbed they did scrambled humpties insides as his children ran and hid... [breakdown] HUMPTY.... DUMPTY.... no- NO... NOOOOOO oooOOOH-AAAAH rrrRRRRAAAAHHH HUMPTY.... THEY DROVE HIM TO THE WALL... [Threshold- rage] GEFL.. HUMPTY.... GEFL.. DUMPTY.... no- NO... NOOOOOO oooOOOH-AAAAH rrrRRRRAAAAHHH HUMPTY.... THEY DROVE HIM TO THE WALL... MADE HIM HAVE A GREAT FALL... THE EGGMAN IS DEAD HUMPTY.... DUMPTY.... no- NO... NOOOOOO oooOOOH-AAAAH rrrRRRRAAAAHHH GLASS EATERS FOR LIFE.... [Chorus] HUMPTY... THAT MR DUMPTY SAT ON THE WALL.. HUMPTY DUMPTY no- NO... NOOOOOO oooOOOH-AAAAH HE HAD A GREAT FAAAAALL... rrrRRRRAAAAHHH HUMPTY.... DUMPTY DOOOOOWN... [outro] We will never forget you Humpty... AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH [end]
