[Intro] [arcade coin insert, lobby whoosh] Queue up, bus up, what are these patch notes even [Verse 1] Drop in, sky surf, map looks like a theme park Banana suits third partying from a tree bark Storm ring shrinking while I farm up free marks Crank ninety stairways, neighbors file a speed chart Build fight skyscraper, zoning like a landlord Sweats edit windows, peek you with a hand cord Reboot van chorus in a parking lot backboard I box like cardboard, pop heals, fast forward Slide cancel, mantle, sprint in my sandals Emote mid-fight while I juggle three handles Loot llama vanishes, glitter and scandals Chest spawn trolling me, gray-only candles Mini then big, then splash in rotation Rockets and raptors, what’s this location Boss with a mythic, dance-animation Victory screen looks like a graduation [Hook] This game ridiculous, silly and villainous Cartoon chaos and crossover limitless Patch notes delirious, meta amphibious Every new season is fever and serious Bus in the sky, fish in the fridge Pickaxe a boulder and build a bridge Laugh while I clutch with a two HP Only in Fortnite would that be me [Verse 2] Quest log stuffed like a grocery list Catch five fish while avoiding a Sith Pop corn, pop off, pop out the myth Pop rock, hop rock, hop to the rift Tilted then shifted then lifted then gone POIs vanish like last season’s song NPC vending my dignity wrong Gold bars heavy but vanish at dawn Third party fourth party fifth party six Storm surge humming like neon on sticks Vehicle physics do circus tricks Slide off a mountain and live through the flips Arena kid cracked doing homework later Coach says aim lab, I’m major procrastinator I miss a shot, get clipped by a skater GG, goodnight, see you in creator [Hook] This game ridiculous, silly and villainous Cartoon chaos and crossover limitless Patch notes delirious, meta amphibious Every new season is fever and serious Bus in the sky, fish in the fridge Pickaxe a boulder and build a bridge Laugh while I clutch with a two HP Only in Fortnite would that be me [Bridge] (chant) Box up, top down, edit that door (chant) Cone trap, shoulder peek, count to four (chant) Rotate, relocate, hug that shore (whisper) Why is a toaster a back bling core Boom, bloom, recoil doom Spray and pray in a rainbow room Zone pulls west and I’m out of mats Pray to the loot gods, drop me stats [Hook] This game ridiculous, silly and villainous Cartoon chaos and crossover limitless Patch notes delirious, meta amphibious Every new season is fever and serious Bus in the sky, fish in the fridge Pickaxe a boulder and build a bridge Laugh while I clutch with a two HP Only in Fortnite would that be me [Outro] [lobby fanfare, goofy emote sting] Queue up again. The patch just changed everything.
