[Verse] Oh The lady in the fast lane going slow Get off your phone The fella driving under the influence Of his own ego And the mean girls sitting at the bar Still playing high school Baby I'm too old for this I got shit to do [Chorus] And that's why I do yoga That's why I meditate That's why I listen to a podcast About the universe 'Cause my rage has got me on my knees And that's why I breathe in And that's why I breathe out 'Cause the world's full of dicks And I'm in a drought My head and my heart are full of love But it's hard It's hard [Verse 2] I had a fella once who tried to be my manager So I had to let him go He called me once a week for a year Trying to change my mind But I said "No" And I got friends and they all got a friend Who likes to get in the way And I got friends and we all got a friend Who's a know-it-all But I know They're a dick [Chorus] And that's why I do yoga That's why I meditate That's why I listen to a podcast About the universe 'Cause my rage has got me on my knees And that's why I breathe in And that's why I breathe out 'Cause the world's full of dicks And I'm in a drought My head and my heart are full of love But it's hard [Bridge] (La-la, la-la, la-la) It's hard (La-la, la-la, la-la) And that's why I do yoga That's why I meditate That's why I listen to a podcast About the universe 'Cause my rage has got me on my knees And that's why I breathe in And that's why I breathe out 'Cause the world's full of dicks And I'm in a drought My head and my heart are full of love But it's hard It's hard It's hard [Outro] (La-la, la-la, la-la) It's hard (La-la, la-la, la-la) It's hard
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